Things that please you...

[TheRealRaspeggi]

S40? Bloody hell, i remember the 1st season

Yeah, season 1 where that gay guy won the million dollars and that woman who quit made that speech about snakes.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Mocking people

Pleb: Ahhhhh there is Corona Virus in Germiston!
Me: You are religious aren't you?
Pleb: Yes
Me: So God will save you wouldn't he:
Pleb.......

 

[Sinbad]

Mocking people

Pleb: Ahhhhh there is Corona Virus in Germiston!
Me: You are religious aren't you?
Pleb: Yes
Me: So God will save you wouldn't he:
Pleb.......

God MADE corona.

 

[Rouxenator]

God MADE corona.

He made the bats, but ching chongs decided to make bat soup.

 

[Tabac]

Whole chicken @ R29.99 a kilo.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Whole chicken @ R29.99 a kilo.

So the total was?

I haven't the worlds slightest idea of how much a chicken weighs, all I know is that if all the chickens inside a enclosed truck were to simultaneously take off and hover in the air, the truck would still weigh the same.

 

[Tabac]

So the total was?

Dunno - Just got the sms. These aren't big chicks, normaly 1.2kg. So R36.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Dunno - Just got the sms. These aren't big chicks, normaly 1.2kg. So R36.

Fark me that is good, that's less than 1 sandwich.

 

[Tabac]

Fark me that is good, that's less than 1 sandwich.

Cheap dinner. I throw some spice and one chopped lemon in it's bumhole, then in the oven.

 

[TribbleZA]

Learning new things
Getting new music
Learning about the music
I love YouTube

 

[FiestaST]

Some lovely Philly C in this ad for the latest Porsche 911 Turbo S:

 

[SafariTin]

Days off work (even if they are spent sick in bed).

Had a chuckle at the doc - says even if I had COVID19 he would not diagnose it as such as he doesn't feel like being isolated...

(I did not go there thinking I have COVID19 - I'm not stupid/gullible/paranoid)

 

[Rouxenator]

(I did not go there thinking I have COVID19 - I'm not stupid/gullible/paranoid)

Bruh, they are so stupid that yesterday they put up a learning course in our online training portal on how to avoid it. I mean FFS dont eat bat soup and you'll be fine. Now we get a reminder that completing the course is compulsory.

Just no - I will not completely it even if they lick my bonghole.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Bruh, they are so stupid that yesterday they put up a learning course in our online training portal on how to avoid it. I mean FFS dont eat bat soup and you'll be fine. Now we get a reminder that completing the course is compulsory.

Just no - I will not completely it even if they lick my bonghole.

Work yesterday bought a ton of special hand soap for our crappers.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Bruh, they are so stupid that yesterday they put up a learning course in our online training portal on how to avoid it. I mean FFS dont eat bat soup and you'll be fine. Now we get a reminder that completing the course is compulsory.

Just no - I will not completely it even if they lick my bonghole.

You honestly sound like a nightmare employee.
Ugh.

 

[Sinbad]

You honestly sound like a nightmare employee.
Ugh.

Yeah, I'd be managing him out by now.

 

[Rouxenator]

You have no idea terrible I am
That pleases me.

 

[Neuk_]

The calmness of the check in counter lady when I mention how many CO2 bombs I had pack in my check in luggage at Lanseria last week Thursday.

 

[millennia]

Had a chuckle at the doc - says even if I had COVID19 he would not diagnose it as such as he doesn't feel like being isolated...

Your doctor is a bit of a dick...

In the event that you do possibly have it, he'll merrily pass it on to his clients which i gather would include the elderly

 

[pinball wizard]

For some reason I've been feeling really nostalgic lately.

It comes with old age.