Managed to get a PC to boot which nobody else could.
Seems like I still have that skill.
My favorite is the I have tried since Tuesday to fix this issue, here let me show you.
In my presence it works without issues without touching it.
Left a company and came back when my restrain of trade(Integr8 kak) was up with the client.
Lady in creditors saw me when I was visiting 2 weeks before I started, McDonalds in hands:
Lady : Can you quickly check my printer issue, I don't have the printer in my remote session.
Me : Sure, give me an hour, be there shortly.
Lady : Please can you have a look now? The issue is 6 months old and not one IT person can fix it.
Me : Ok tell you what, log your session off, log back in again and if you still have it, you have a real issue.
15 minutes later...
Lady : How did you know that was the issue?
Me : Integr8 employs ****ing idiots. Hence why I left and the kak pay.
2 weeks later...
I log in on the terminal server, last restart was done 302 days back.
If you know your trade, then the solutions come easy.
Also reminds me of a POS that had some weird network issue. Like the thing would stop sending data on the NIC, but after a restart it would work for a few days it would stop sending data again.
Got escalated to me to check small things like drivers and Cisco switch config.
Went to the graveyard, got another NIC, went to the store replaced the card, issue never to return.
"Site Champion" smoking outside : No, go back to the store, install the old NIC and find the real problem.
Got the old NIC, went to the "Site Champion", broke the NIC in half, "I do believe the NIC is broken".
Ahhhh that pleases me thinking back.