think Im gonna date a fat chick

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techead

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was thinking about this last night, and there really is truth in that song

"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife,
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you"

If I think of all the drama Ive had with my ex (and previous one) it seems like more hassle than its worth... (getting a call from her friend to say come now coz she has passed out, to arrive with two random dudes there, one with his shirt off... :wtf:)

Your thoughts on dating someone "less attractive" to avoid admin...
 
HTC_guy said:
:erm:

was thinking about this last night, and there really is truth in that song

"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife,
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you"

If I think of all the drama Ive had with my ex (and previous one) it seems like more hassle than its worth...

Your thoughts on dating someone "less attractive" to avoid admin...
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That only works if they're really ugly and they know it and are grateful for the attention. As soon as you give a so-so chick some attention it go's to her head and shes just as bad as a hotty.

I suggest you get a hot chick and destroy her self-esteem so that she thinks shes ugly and is grateful for your attention.

It helps if you don't allow her to socialise without you and if she doesn't have a job. You don't want other dudes ****ing your **** up by giving her attention and making her feel good about herself.
 
I'd suggest knocking a hot chick up ASAP... like meet talk talk, knock her up BAMM
That should stop the bs going to her head...
 
Fat chicks make good friends. That's about it I'm afraid.

Talk about dating a fat chick to avoid hassles - imagine waking up 20 years from now, after she's put on another 50kg and realising that you actually made this choice. You, you made it! That to me is a hassle.

If I was forced to date a fat chick, the first present she'd get from me is an Atkins Diet book.

Yes, I'm a fatist...
 
waking up with a fat chick + 50kg doesnt sound like a good plan

might not even wake up if she is a "roller"

:)
 
Eish HTC, that sounds terrible man! (the two random dudes - i would be fuming!)

Your problem is not dating skinny chicks or fat chicks, you need to fall in love with a woman and she needs to be madly in love with you.....then cheating is a non-issue and you get to avoid the fat/thin thing completely.


I've dated a lot of women and even though my current GF is not as pretty as some of the others, she has a much better personallity, and is more compatible. trust me, that is more important than looks
A hot chick is useless if you two don't truely love each other. you should be best friends for the ultimate relationship.

But, i can tell you one thing though...... the less pretty they are, the more they do in bed (well, from what I have observed so far)
 
But if you're going to tap into the bottom of the gene pool, rather date a fat chick with a pretty face than a dog with a hot body. The fat she can lose - the face she's stuck with...
 
DJ... said:
But if you're going to tap into the bottom of the gene pool, rather date a fat chick with a pretty face than a dog with a hot body. The fat she can lose - the face she's stuck with...
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good advice. I believe in this too.
 
DJ... said:
But if you're going to tap into the bottom of the gene pool, rather date a fat chick with a pretty face than a dog with a hot body. The fat she can lose - the face she's stuck with...
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I hear you... I love spaghetti, but its got **** on it! :mad:
 
Keeper said:
Eish HTC, that sounds terrible man! (the two random dudes - i would be fuming!)

Your problem is not dating skinny chicks or fat chicks, you need to fall in love with a woman and she needs to be madly in love with you.....then cheating is a non-issue and you get to avoid the fat/thin thing completely.
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probably the best piece of relationship advice Ive heard in years... thanks man. I cant agree with you more actually now that I think about it.

meeting people is a bit of a mission these days now that Im so busy with work and I dont go clubbing anymore (waste of money)
 
Keeper said:
But, i can tell you one thing though...... the less pretty they are, the more they do in bed (well, from what I have observed so far)
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not sure about this one... my last gf was fckin HAWT.. canadian bird. She was eager to try everything... Think that was the first time I encountered fluffy leather handcuffs! :erm:
 
Personally, I think SA chicks (and dudes) have issues. Im very happy with my woman. Smart, caring, intelligent and not over weight. She is not South African and doesnt have a chip on her shoulder the size of Utah.
 
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