Yeah, yeah, great attempt at humour!
I suppose from this I can deduce that you are one of those that only has sex in the dark, because I personally like to see what I am doing (literally!) and hence did not immediately realise you were referring to the power outages.
PM me if you would like to be told about positions other than missionary.
Boet,
I am 47 years old.
Been there, done that.