Those crazy swiss

[Garson007]

A 53-year-old Conservative Party politician goes on trial this week in Winterthur for placing an advertisement on behalf of his friend’s wife and daughter, claiming they wanted to be slaughtered and eaten.


Hans Ulrich R, a convicted murderer and Winterthur council employee, put out a “wanted” ad on the internet in 2010, supposedly on behalf of his friend Peter J’s wife, the 27-year-old Patricia J, and their 12-year-old daughter, newspaper Blick reported.

The ad said the pair were offering themselves up as sex slaves and looking for a “sadistic master or butcher who can educate us mindless creatures”.

It went on to say: “We are also keen to meet gentlemen interested in slaughter and dolce who would like to roast us on a spit."

He later told police that "dolce" in this context meant cannibalism.

A trained cheese maker, Hans Ulrich R, also known by the name “Marquis el Diablo”, co-founded the Embrachertal branch of the Conservative Party with his policeman friend Peter J. The pair had got to know each other at a gathering for sadomasochists.

Hans Ulrich told the police that he had posted the ad in the hope that someone would get the wife out of the way so that his friend, who was going through a traumatic divorce, could get custody of their children.

He was hoping Patricia would “be picked up by a butcher and never show up again”, and that she would play along with the sadomasochistic game that would ultimately result in her death.

According to Hans Ulrich, about 20 people responded to the ad, one saying that he had a special dungeon in his farm basement.

Another described himself as an "ideal and very experienced master butcher". Hans Ulrich responded, detailing the woman and girl’s supposed sexual repertoire.

“We are tired of the normal life. Will you pick us up?” Hans Ulrich wrote on the woman and child’s behalf. He sent through pictures of the woman and child, and posted their address.

Luckily for the would-be victims, the "master butcher" turned out to be an undercover policeman. He arrested the killer in October 2010.

Hans Ulrich had previously served ten years in prison for the murder in 1988 of a woman he found sleeping in her car. Having shot her several times, he dragged her into the woods and impaled her naked body on a tree branch.

Although reports found that he was unable to control his aggressive tendencies, he was nevertheless released and later secured a job with the Winterthur town council.

He now faces charges of plotting murder. The trial begins on Wednesday.

http://www.thelocal.ch/3278/20120507/

Uh. What? What did I just read? How does his motivation even make sense - since he's offering up the child too.

 

[wily me]

Say cheese!

 

[DJ...]

 

[TheHiveMind]

Bloody Europeans, they will eat anything ^_~

Hans Ulrich had previously served ten years in prison for the murder in 1988 of a woman he found sleeping in her car. Having shot her several times, he dragged her into the woods and impaled her naked body on a tree branch.

Although reports found that he was unable to control his aggressive tendencies, he was nevertheless released and later secured a job with the Winterthur town council.

Seriously though, the institutionalized mentality that allows THIS^ to happen needs to be eradicated.

 

[grok]

Luckily for the would-be victims, the "master butcher" turned out to be an undercover policeman.

I hate it when the police do that!

 

[Creag]

I thought only the Romans were crazy?

I am proved wrong

 

[Garson007]

I hate it when the police do that!

Almost certainly it only happened because the girl was under age. Paedophilia is a greater crime in Europe than murder and cannibalism.

 

[Picard]

Bloody Europeans, they will eat anything ^_~

I would rather say that of the Chinese, Japanese and other Easterners.

 

[TheHiveMind]

I would rather say that of the Chinese, Japanese and other Easterners.

Somebody already said that for you today, which is why I made the joke.

 

[Picard]

Somebody already said that for you today, which is why I made the joke.

A thousand of my humblest apologies.

 

[APoc184]

This reminds me of a documentary I saw on Crime channel a while back about serial killers.

There was this guy Armin Meiwes who found a guy on the internet willing to have his penis chopped off, cooked and then they ate it together.

From the Wiki link

Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement at a website, The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between reality and fantasy. Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".[3] Bernd Jürgen Brandes then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.[4][5]

As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of London, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[2]

According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, twenty sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps, kissed him and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meat hook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes enjoyed eating the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual enjoyment. [6]