TikTok (Formerly Musical.ly)

/Wonders what braai'd kiddy leg chops tastes like.
Or pot roast kid belly..

Thinking of submitting a formal offer to supply to @The_Ogre
 
The_Ogre said:
Unlike you and your boyfriend, we procreated naturally (the way the good lord designed us to do) via IVF. Twice.

The reason why I know they're my kids is because I was there when I jacked off into that vaseline sized container. You won't believe what happened the first time. When I was told to start milking, I whipped it out right there and started whacking it. The receptionist was taken aback when she turned around to ask me why I was still there.

With my second kid, the receptionist was replaced by a guy, which explained my youngest's tomboyish behaviour.
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container got swapped buddy they not yours
 
MightyQuin said:
Oh dear...an attempt at a not-so-subtle-jibe.

My kids are more fun than you'll ever know, Smokey mcfukface.

They just don't get sucked into braindead schit like TikTok etc.
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Wow agro much, was more an attempt at humor of me trying to get rid of a crazy kid.

anyway back to lockdown for you, you deserve the naughty corner after that.
 
The_Ogre said:
Unlike you and your boyfriend, we procreated naturally (the way the good lord designed us to do) via IVF. Twice.

The reason why I know they're my kids is because I was there when I jacked off into that vaseline sized container. You won't believe what happened the first time. When I was told to start milking, I whipped it out right there and started whacking it. The receptionist was taken aback when she turned around to ask me why I was still there.

With my second kid, the receptionist was replaced by a guy, which explained my youngest's tomboyish behaviour.
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I bet he wasn't fazed when you whacked off in front of him

I hope you bought him a beer afterwards
 
Smokey mcpot said:
Wow agro much, was more an attempt at humor of me trying to get rid of a crazy kid.

anyway back to lockdown for you, you deserve the naughty corner after that.
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No no...the insinuation was that my kids are not fun... otherwise you would have said:

wanna trade for a CRAZY kid?
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...and when it comes to my kids I do react that way I did when they're insulted or whatever. Nothing about your original post was lost in translation.

I can take a joke, jibe or insult re. myself as good as the next person and often have to, but not when it comes to my kids.

So, rather the naughty corner for YOU.
 
MightyQuin said:
No no...the insinuation was that my kids are not fun... otherwise you would have said:



...and when it comes to my kids I do react that way I did when they're insulted or whatever. Nothing about your original post was lost in translation.

I can take a joke, jibe or insult re. myself as good as the next person and often have to, but not when it comes to my kids.

So, rather the naughty corner for YOU.
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You two just misunderstood each other. Now kiss and make up before I take out my whip.
 
Clearly your sense of humor lacks. making it seem like a fun kid insinuates that theirs something wrong with my kid and I’m hiding it... who in their right mind wants to give away their fun kid. If you were able to understand this joke which seems to be above your pay grade you would clearly have noticed I want obedient kids. Once again who in their right mind wants to trade their fun kid for a boring kid.

however now that I think about it, you’re rather defensive. Leads me to believe they are boring after all. (This is a joke, or is it... you’ll never know if you’re as boring as your kids)
 
Smokey mcpot said:
Clearly your sense of humor lacks. making it seem like a fun kid insinuates that theirs something wrong with my kid and I’m hiding it... who in their right mind wants to give away their fun kid. If you were able to understand this joke which seems to be above your pay grade you would clearly have noticed I want obedient kids. Once again who in their right mind wants to trade their fun kid for a boring kid.

however now that I think about it, you’re rather defensive. Leads me to believe they are boring after all. (This is a joke, or is it... you’ll never know if you’re as boring as your kids)
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SAguy said:
This Tuesday thread had great potential for a Friday thread.
Natural procreation... but via IVF
Taking receptionists from behind
Men giving birth
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Was going to say cabin Fever has set in with OP, he thinks it's Friday.
 
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