Tinder Fail!

Ockie said:
Second one from the top? It just says "FUN"

I have MH open in my phone browser. I glance maybe every hour or so. It is a slow day. Yesterday it went crazy. Eventually closed it and cleaned out messages at home on laptop.
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Nope, its the scrolling notice board
It was a guy looking for Tranny's, but the way he described it made for interesting reading.
Okay just realised that the messages are specific to your area.
 
whatwhat said:
Hi Akasha,

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
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Nice.. I'm stealing this. .. could come in useful if I ever want to come across as a stalker or anything. ..
 
Liked hundreds and hundreds of profiles and am still not getting any matches, not even one. wtf! Clearly it's not because of my looks or anything of that sort.

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Lady Luck is just not on my side.
 
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