Tips for swallowing pills

[MickeyD]

"Remember kids, open wide for Jesus."

"Do you spit or swallow?"

 

[bokdrol]

This. Works like a bomb.

 

[satanboy]

You're not one of the so called "awesome" members of this here forum, right?
I see what you're trying to do....Quite pathetic

What are you smoking Eks? When did I ever claim to be "awesome"?

 

[longboy]

It works much faster this way - crush up your pills and mix them in distilled water. This way you don't have to worry about them getting stuck in your throat and related pipes.




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[longboy]

"Remember kids, open wide for Jesus."

What blashpemy is this?








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[satanboy]

haha

put out the lights and swallow

 

[Spontaneous Interruption]

haha

put out the lights and swallow

Jesus

 

[Rickster]

I swallowed a Disprin, dumbest thing ever, but nowhere on the box did it say it was a fizzy tablet that you must dissolve.

 

[hellfire]

two teaspoons of cement, mixed with half a glass of water, taken half and hour before you need to take pills.
It'll help you harden the f%*& up

 

[cpu.]

Put the pills in your mouth, take a sip of water, wet pills in mouth. Then swallow with water.

 

[longboy]

Take a few sips of water to wet your throat beforehand. A dry throat makes the pills stick. Stick pills in mouth, fill mouth with water, tilt head back and swallow like how your girlfriend does afterward.

 

[Celine]

put pills in mouth, chew until very, very small, swallow with water. done. only take necessary pills, all other pills don't take. the end.

 

[Zewp]

"Do you spit or swallow?"

Let Jesus fill you with his love.

 

[longboy]

How did we go from pills to Jesus?