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randomcat

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I once visited Kimberley's hole, but she didn't like me calling it her hole.

That was exactly my response :D Much better than my 'I fell with my bicycle story'.
The best "stiches" story I got is a ran through a glass sliding door to save a pregnant woman(long story) but it doesn't compare to mauled by a croc.

I'm fine if a don't have more stiches stories though, it's fooken painful:p
 

SaucePlz

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The best "stiches" story I got is a ran through a glass sliding door to save a pregnant woman(long story) but it doesn't compare to mauled by a croc.

I'm fine if a don't have more stiches stories though, it's fooken painful:p
None of my stiches are cool stories, mostly just stupidity :)
 

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Did croatia in 2013. Decided to rent a car and drive down the coastline.
Stayed at plitvika at the lakes and wanted to just take a drive to a shop to get some snacks.

Entered it into the garmin and it said a few km down the road, jumped in the car and drove. There was a small boom type thing in the road but looked more like a toll gate than anything so we drove up.

Next thing some serious looking solider walks up to us and asks for our passport, which we left at the hotel.
Apparently we were crossing the border into Bosnia. We explained the situation and they were not amused. They split me and my partner up and did a quick search of the car and then sat us down separately to ask questions.

Thank goodness one of the soldiers spoke really good english and had a sense of humour, but explained that we are not just allowed to turn around as there are cameras and it would cause issues. There was a hefty fine for what we had done. They phoned the hotel to get a copy of our passport and checked our flights to confirm our story.

Eventually they let us drive through and then U turn and drive back through (made no sense, but wasnt arguing)
Although they were friendly they were pointing rifles at us the entire time and another car that was coming the other way was completely searched (they ripped up the seats etc)

Scary as hell at the time but funny now
 

SaucePlz

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In 2012 I had to work during the holidays only being off on the 25th and 26th. I was just going to stay home and take it easy, but at about 14:00 on the 25th, I was bored and decided to get in the car and go for a drive.
I had no place in particular I was going, just wanted to get out of the house. So I drove...
This is more or less the route I ended up going.
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At times I didn't have reception and not knowing how far the next fuel station is, I considered turning back, but was enamored with the solitude, so I forged ahead.
"At last, a town, I should be able to get fuel here" I thought to myself. But it being a small town on Xmas day, everything was shut tighter than a tick's arsehole. Next town can't be too far away, I hoped.

Late in the afternoon I saw a sign for Oudtshoorn and knowing my friends are unlikely to be the family Christmas type, I dropped a message asking if I can pop in.
"Of course, but we're in Oudtshoorn" came the reply. "Good, so am I, see you in 5." I responded.
So I joined them for a joint but kindly declined the drinks, the road lay ahead.
I thanked them for the hospitality and said my farewells. Time for snacks. As it is Oudtshoorn, not much is open at 00:00. But I know Mossel Bay has 24h fast food places. Let's go.
I picked up a McDonalds meal and decided I needed to rest for a bit before continuing. I stopped in a parking lot close by and nabbed a quick 2hours of sleep.
Off we go again.
This time I was on a road I know very well, so was less concerned with what lay ahead and by now I had scratched my itch to get out of the house. Time to get back home.
Just as the sun peaked over the horizon I came down the pass towards Somerset West.
Slightly tired, but with my soul refreshed I arrived back in Cape Town.
 

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Did croatia in 2013. Decided to rent a car and drive down the coastline.
Stayed at plitvika at the lakes and wanted to just take a drive to a shop to get some snacks.

Entered it into the garmin and it said a few km down the road, jumped in the car and drove. There was a small boom type thing in the road but looked more like a toll gate than anything so we drove up.

Next thing some serious looking solider walks up to us and asks for our passport, which we left at the hotel.
Apparently we were crossing the border into Bosnia. We explained the situation and they were not amused. They split me and my partner up and did a quick search of the car and then sat us down separately to ask questions.

Thank goodness one of the soldiers spoke really good english and had a sense of humour, but explained that we are not just allowed to turn around as there are cameras and it would cause issues. There was a hefty fine for what we had done. They phoned the hotel to get a copy of our passport and checked our flights to confirm our story.

Eventually they let us drive through and then U turn and drive back through (made no sense, but wasnt arguing)
Although they were friendly they were pointing rifles at us the entire time and another car that was coming the other way was completely searched (they ripped up the seats etc)

Scary as hell at the time but funny now
Wow that's scary and that could have been worse for you
 

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Darryl:Tell me your story Heeday.
Heeday[in broken English, with subtitles] In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
 
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