Unwelcome Advances

[brixton tower]

Please guys help me out.

Here's the deal: On Friday night I go to a end-of-year party all on my own( no big deal). I get there, grab a beer, get some food and introduce to myself to some of the people in attendance(just being courteous).

Within no time I start a conversation with an oldish lady next to me...just chit chat about Cape Town, blahblah(I'm in Manila). Thankfully there's other people around the table and I also start talking to the guy next to me whose also from Cape Town and seems to have had an interesting life.

While there I get invited to another party, the following evening by a colleague of the lady I had earlier gotten in a convo with. No biggie, i say I'll pitch up even though it would mean missing the Arsenal game.

The next evening I'm at this house party and this women from the previous evening is all over me, like glue and she won't leave me alone...I see a group of guys on the patio and I head over there...safety in numbers.

She has meanwhile got my number from her friend and today I get a text message asking me where I am and whether I arrived safe at home. At this point I start freaking out and switching my phone off...if I had responded I would've been rude and I don't want to come off hard on the old lady.

So how does one handle such a situation tactfully? I mean i can tell her that I have a girlfriend in Cape Town but wouldn't want to be "rubbing it in"...Just want her to stay away from me.

PS: She's by no means a MILF...she's in her 40, saggy tits and looks as if she's gone through a couple of bottle of Autumn Harvest Crackling.

 

[remybfg10k]

that is absolutelty disgusting haha

Why not just give her a quick x-mas present though

 

[stoke]

Erm, WTHeck is wrong with you? No need to panic.
SMS reply: I arrived fine, thank you so much for your concern mom.

 

[brixton tower]

Erm, WTHeck is wrong with you? No need to panic.
SMS reply: I arrived fine, thank you so much for your concern mom.

I'm not quite as cold as that...don't want to rub her the right way. She's leaving on Friday for Vietnam and probably thought she could score a young buck before arrived in the country of Ho Chi Minh.

 

[Genius.]

Erm, WTHeck is wrong with you? No need to panic.
SMS reply: I arrived fine, thank you so much for your concern mom.

 

[semiautomatix]

I'm not quite as cold as that...don't want to rub her the right way. She's leaving on Friday for Vietnam and probably thought she could score a young buck before arrived in the country of Ho Chi Minh.

Ag, then let it go. You don't owe her anything.

 

[blunomore]

The type of person going abroad to teach seems a ... errr .... interesting

 

[Boodles]

Whats wrong with a older chick man. Broaden your horizens and experience life dude.

 

[charlie_82]

LOL boodles!
If she's leaving the country it's no big deal. Just ignore her communications. No need to be rude or respond at all

 

[brixton tower]

Whats wrong with a older chick man. Broaden your horizons and experience life dude.

Like I said, I have no problems with older women...but if I'm going to cheat on my girlfriend she'd have to be a MILF of epic proportions...unfortunately her packaging was just all wrong.

 

[Thugscub]

LOL get what u can. The well might dry up

 

[guest2013-1]

dude, be nice. who even says she really wants you? she just probably think you guys make good friends and thats how she is towards her friends?

don't be so vein

 

[Genius.]

I think you love her.

 

[PeterCH]

Yeah get on with it. Ask her how much she thinks a one night stand is worth to her.

 

[brixton tower]

dude, be nice. who even says she really wants you? she just probably think you guys make good friends and thats how she is towards her friends?

Maybe I'm all just imagining things but she was on my balls like an itch the whole night. I was telling my girlfriend about this and she found the whole situation funny.

 

[blunomore]

Maybe I'm all just imagining things but she was on my balls like an itch the whole night. I was telling my girlfriend about this and she found the whole situation funny.

Apart from the SMS, what kind of things did she say to you ?

 

[AR_GTR]

She's going to 'Nam?!?! I really don't think you have to do anything since she is leaving. But if you wanna be kind to her and stuff, just reply to her messages with as little text as possible. Don't get into conversation with her. Run when you see that MILF heading your way

 

[PeterCH]

And this shows us how guys who perv out over women, especially younger women, at every chance they can get, can feel insecure and in danger whenever some older woman takes a liking to them. Not meant to be an observation on anyone in particular.
Batteries not included. Consult your health professional before embarking on this or any other fitness program ... bla bla .

 

[brixton tower]

Apart from the SMS, what kind of things did she say to you ?

Not much apart from hassling me on Saturday night. But I'm not imagining things, I know it in my gut that she wanted to "spoil" me.

 

[krycor]

lmao. i think maybe you over thinking it just be nice and if worse comes to be you have a gf so if she pesters you just say u busy with her somewhere.. subtly i think would be key?