Unwelcome Advances

Just call a got from the hag/

She just called me now and I didn't pick up the phone. I know if I do answer it I'll be rude to her and I still have respect for my elders even if their intentions aren't always noble. As Friday is drawing nearer, I scheme she's getting more desperate for a good send off:D:D
 
She just called me now and I didn't pick up the phone. I know if I do answer it I'll be rude to her and I still have respect for my elders even if their intentions aren't always noble. As Friday is drawing nearer, I scheme she's getting more desperate for a good send off:D:D

Dude. Dude....seriously, dude... :p

Tell her to go fly a kite please. Respect your elders when respect is due.
 
Before you leave, send her a blowup doll of you, or a large poster of your sexy self. (I assume your sexy).

Heck, she can even have a threesome with the blow-up doll - wouldnt you love that?
 
solution

sms: I got home ok thanks, my gf was worried too. Enjoy your trip to vietnam.


end of story
 
Ignausia. [ig-nore-sia]

The act of ignoring the instigator to the point where she gets sick of bugging you and leaves you be.

Problem solved. :)
 
Ignausia. [ig-nore-sia]

The act of ignoring the instigator to the point where she gets sick of bugging you and leaves you be.

Problem solved. :)

That's what I've been doing...thankfully she doesn't know where I live, else I'd have to deal with a Glen Close-like stalker in Fatal Attraction.
 
That's what I've been doing...thankfully she doesn't know where I live, else I'd have to deal with a Glen Close-like stalker in Fatal Attraction.

seems to me, you enjoy the attention from this woman. You could have just said to her that you have a girlfriend, you could have said thank you but no thank and let her down easy enough. So, the question is what did you do that made this woman think that you were interested?
 
seems to me, you enjoy the attention from this woman. You could have just said to her that you have a girlfriend, you could have said thank you but no thank and let her down easy enough. So, the question is what did you do that made this woman think that you were interested?

Some women don't need encouragement. Trust me...
 
ignore ignore ignore

That's the worst thing anyone can do, in my case anyway. I HATE people ignoring texts.
 
solution

sms: I got home ok thanks, my gf was worried too. Enjoy your trip to vietnam.


end of story


Correction

Had a little fender bender but my girlfriend took care of everything that hurt all night long
 
ignore ignore ignore

That's the worst thing anyone can do, in my case anyway. I HATE people ignoring texts.

If it's business-related or someone you know but if it's some promiscuous old bat you met once at a party? I mean, let's look at her motives. I'm sure she wants ol' brixton to slip her something but I doubt it's a wedding ring. It's not like he's withholding the whereabouts of her long lost grandchild.

IGNAUSIA! :p
 
In around 30 years from now, you'll be wishing u had something like that to tap. ;)

In 30 years I would've moved on to genuine MILFs and not this false alarm.:D

Correction

Had a little fender bender but my girlfriend took care of everything that hurt all night long

ROLMAO. Actually I'm here alone...this woman obviously knows this and that's the reason she's been coming at me this week.
 
ROLMAO. Actually I'm here alone...this woman obviously knows this and that's the reason she's been coming at me this week.

Some people go out without their attachments sometimes...unless you blabbed like a fool and admitted to being alone :P
 
Yeah, listen to Slut Eater ;)


haha! If only that name was quite as "innocent" :D eh, sletvreter? The image in my mind is far more graphic. At least it's 'slootvreter' though and not 'stervreter'! :D
 
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