Vasectomy - NOT!!!!

Caldo said:
Went to see the Urologist today.

He checked under the bonnet. (VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!)
Not looking forward to the upcoming consultations

Initial assessment is that there is something 'wrong' on the side.
He ordered a sperm test, will do this sometime this weekend.
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Like something you can grasp e.g. pea like?
 
I think there can only be one father, but hey, whoever wants to claim fatherhood, I will accept and hand over...
 
45Female said:
why are you the father?
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Caldo said:
It's not Friday, but hey right now I can accept every day as Friday...

I also expect to be the joke of the thread, but I need some humour now.

Looong story very short.

9 years ago, after the birth of my second son.
I had a vasectomy.

Fast forward.
Last week, a Dr diagnosis my wife with early menopause.
She decided to go see a gynecologist.

Guess what... She is 5 months pregnant!!!!!!
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So you never got your wife pregnent for 9 years then suddenly she's with child?
 
Hamster said:
This is a bad idea. Either he finds out he is the father and hates himself for not trusting his wife or he finds out he is not the father and his life is ruined.

Nay! I say take the child in as one of your own regardless. Blood may be thicker than water but love trumps everything!!
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Who said you can't still love and sue someone for hobby money every month :) that does come with visitation rights though, eh maybe if guns are your hobby, the first visit should be used to show him exactly how your guns work and telling them what a good marksman you are
 
Update.
It has been rather hectic over the last few weeks with the house move.
Got the test results back, Urologist called to explain.

I must say, I never thought something like this would happened to me. Always thought these things only happen to other people.
But ja, just need to adapt with the new future.
 
Caldo said:
Update.
It has been rather hectic over the last few weeks with the house move.
Got the test results back, Urologist called to explain.

I must say, I never thought something like this would happened to me. Always thought these things only happen to other people.
But ja, just need to adapt with the new future.
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Vaguely followed this thread.

Your update isnt clear.

1. Vasectomy "reversed" itself
2. Infidelity

its not clear...

Either way all the best!
 
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