Vasectomy - NOT!!!!

[Caldo]

It's not Friday, but hey right now I can accept every day as Friday...

I also expect to be the joke of the thread, but I need some humour now.

Looong story very short.

9 years ago, after the birth of my second son.
I had a vasectomy.

Fast forward.
Last week, a Dr diagnosis my wife with early menopause.
She decided to go see a gynecologist.

Guess what... She is 5 months pregnant!!!!!!

 

[maxxis]

Maybe it’s not yours.

 

[powermzii]

well damn... congratulations

 

[WAslayer]

Paternity test...

 

[saor]

It's a miracle!
(that you're this doff).

j/k

Get your money back on the vasectomy.

 

[saor]

Now I'm curious about the odds of a vasectomy not working? Is this quite a normal thing?

 

[Messugga]

Now I'm curious about the odds of a vasectomy not working? Is this quite a normal thing?

They usually test not long after the op to confirm success.

 

[WAslayer]

Now I'm curious about the odds of a vasectomy not working? Is this quite a normal thing?

99% long term success rate..

 

[Tomtomtom]

Maybe it’s not yours.

Cuckoldry is very rare....

Failure of vasectomy years after the op is at least 10x rarer.

 

[now05ster]

It's a miracle!
(that you're this doff).

j/k

Get your money back on the vasectomy.

If the Dr was prudent like mine was he'd have him sign a legal document stating that it's not a foolproof procedure bla bla bla.

I read somewhere that vasectomy failures are dependent on the method used.

To the OP: Mazel Tov!

 

[Hamster]

So I read the OP to my wife because LOL and sympathies and she's like: "ok, whose the real father to be?"

 

[Caldo]

I have scheduled an appointment to go back to the same urologist...
He must first explain to me how the hell...

Then he must come fetch 'his' child. The MF!!!

I spent quite abit off time in the bathroom today.
My balls use the have 2 knots on the side, after the operation. This is where it was cut and knotted.
I can now only find 1 knot.

 

[Caldo]

Paternity... I have NO doubts

 

[purple face]

well on the upside you could now have a girl

 

[backstreetboy]

The funny pictures thread is for your benefit. Use it...

 

[saor]

I have scheduled an appointment to go back to the same urologist...
He must first explain to me how the hell...

Then he must come fetch 'his' child. The MF!!!

I spent quite abit off time in the bathroom today.
My balls use the have 2 knots on the side, after the operation. This is where it was cut and knotted.
I can now only find 1 knot.

Lazy fker didn't tie a double knot.

 

[purple face]

View attachment 1120598
The funny pictures thread is for your benefit. Use it...

thanks Donald Trump take your own advice why don't you

 

[backstreetboy]

thanks Donald Trump take your own advice why don't you

Never got a reply...

 

[Rosaudio]

Congrats OP, I've heard state hospitals are the best place to give birth

 

[Caldo]

Congrats OP, I've heard state hospitals are the best place to give birth

First child was delivered in Bara hospital. Wife (gf at the time) was 22 and no medical aid. It was a good natural birth, no issues.

Second child in a private hospital, wife (married) was 26, medical aid.

Third 'surprise' child will most likely be private hospital...