Vasectomy - NOT!!!!

Yeah, when you go to the urologist ask him how the procedure is done.
If he is just doing "knots" (probably actually a small clamp), run away (because accidents WILL happen)
They do this procedure when you're not 100% sure and might want to un-do the op.

If you want to make sure its permanent, they cut the tubes a significant length, and then cauterise the ends as well.
My doc told me that even with just making a small cut, they have had cases where the tubes re-grow.
Thats why he does a "proper" job.
You're also supposed to go get tested about 6-8 weeks after the op to make sure its done.
 
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Moto Guzzi said:
I believe given enough time your body(Nature made) wants to heal itself, sometimes quickly sometimes it can take years if you allow it to, if it was not for this, you would not find a docter or medical aid anywhere, I wish my car could fix itself( F man made).
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Dang dude, every vasectomied man's worst nightmare.
Yeah the guy that did me said in his best Jeff Goldblum voice that sometimes life finds a way. Will make a great story at their wedding at least.
 
joker08 said:
I think u meant to say tubectomy.
Hysterectomy is removing the uterus completely and is only done as a last resort for conditions such as fibroids.
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Well then the gynae are calling them wrong. I'm just going on what they've told us.
 
Just throwing this out there OP

Cheapest option to divorce

As per thread title. Relationship is really not going to make it. We have one property together and 2 children. The divorce is uncontested.
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Congrats anyways, I hear laat lammetjies are always amazing
 
Caldo said:
It's not Friday, but hey right now I can accept every day as Friday...

I also expect to be the joke of the thread, but I need some humour now.

Looong story very short.

9 years ago, after the birth of my second son.
I had a vasectomy.

Fast forward.
Last week, a Dr diagnosis my wife with early menopause.
She decided to go see a gynecologist.

Guess what... She is 5 months pregnant!!!!!!
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Geez dude, it's now been 8 years since mine and I don't even know what I would do in your situation. It happened to a colleague of mine a few years ago, he had a vasectomy and then a few years after the wife had womb complications. Doc told she'll never be able to have kids again, she laughed as they anyway couldn't because of his vasectomy. She got pregnant not even a year after. He had to go for another vasectomy.


MightyQuin said:
Just jerk off into a cup and have it analyzed...simple as that.

But yeah...pretty sure she got knocked up by the work husband or similar.
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This is what I'd do, wife doesn't even need to know.
 
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