Vasectomy - NOT!!!!

This 80 year old millionaire goes to his doctor for his checkup. Doctor asks him, "How do you feel?"

He says, "Doctor, I feel fantastic. I'm fit, I'm healthy, and I just knocked up my 25 year old girlfriend!"
"You made her pregnant?", doctor asks.
"Yes", says the 80 year old millionaire.
So the doctor says, "Let me tell you a story, and you tell me what you think.
An 80 year old man went hunting tigers in the jungle one day. He's walking slowly through the bush, when he sees a tiger. Huge MF'ing tiger, biggest one he'd ever seen. He takes aim, and then he realises that he forgot to bring his rifle, but brought his umbrella instead.
But the tiger sees him, and it starts charging. So he points his umbrella at it, and when it is close, he opens the umbrella and shouts "BANG". Tiger drops dead. What do you think?"
"Somebody else shot the tiger?", says the old man.
"Exactly.", says the doctor.
 
Nerfherder said:
Speaking of which... that kid you know who supposedly got that girl pregnant ... what happened with that ?
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A few years later whilst he was regularly working overseas, she got pregnant with twins. No history on both sides, but he was over the moon.
 
Caldo said:
It's been an eventfully shocking day, but we have now accepted the situation.
Already started planning next Doctors visits, shopping, etc. Also started speaking about the hospital, etc.

My starting point is the urologist that did the operation. Wife is coming with, same as when I initially went. If he says I am still 'closed'
Life as I know it will change!!!

But right now, I trust my wife!!!
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This contradicts your last statement.

Anyway, congratulations with the laatlammetjie!
 
PrettigeGert said:
This contradicts your last statement.

Anyway, congratulations with the laatlammetjie!
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I am selective in what I respond to, don't see the need to defend my opposition.

But let me clarify my statement.

I do not suspect my wife of cheating.

However I intend on visiting the urologist to understand why and how.
 
Caldo said:
I am selective in what I respond to, don't see the need to defend my opposition.

But let me clarify my statement.

I do not suspect my wife of cheating.

However I intend on visiting the urologist to understand why and how.
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No you do not need to defend your position, 100% correct.

My comment was based on my interpretation of what I read, which means it could easily be off the mark and clearly is.

And understandable that you want to know what went wrong and why, if the vasectomy is 'undone' now it has a big potential impact and you will have to get that corrected, and there is only one way to know.
 
Priapus said:
What?
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When Mothers Lie - Paternity Fraud | News24

Because our law is somewhat unclear in these cases, difficulty can arise when the mother of a child refuses to grant a paternity test, explains Bertus Preller.
www.news24.com www.news24.com

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In doing some research it is obvious that paternity fraud is a worldwide problem. For example, it was reported that, in California, there was a 20% chance that a child born to a married couple was not the biological child of the husband and in a contested paternity hearing, there was a 33% chance that the alleged father was not the natural father. A 2005 review of studies into so-called paternal discrepancy published in the British Medical Journal found that the rate was around 4% meaning 1 in 25 children is biologically fathered by someone other than the man who believes he is the father. A study in America found that more than 95% of woman would not tell a man that the child wasn’t his.
 
rh1 said:

When Mothers Lie - Paternity Fraud | News24

Because our law is somewhat unclear in these cases, difficulty can arise when the mother of a child refuses to grant a paternity test, explains Bertus Preller.
www.news24.com www.news24.com

Extract:
In doing some research it is obvious that paternity fraud is a worldwide problem. For example, it was reported that, in California, there was a 20% chance that a child born to a married couple was not the biological child of the husband and in a contested paternity hearing, there was a 33% chance that the alleged father was not the natural father. A 2005 review of studies into so-called paternal discrepancy published in the British Medical Journal found that the rate was around 4% meaning 1 in 25 children is biologically fathered by someone other than the man who believes he is the father. A study in America found that more than 95% of woman would not tell a man that the child wasn’t his.
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Exactly. The correct humorous and honest answer in the UK to the question, "Are those your children?" is, "So their mother says."
 
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Here is a video of a woman past catching up to her:


The Wife tells her husband at the end the DNA results is fake and she is good christian woman who does not cheat. Maybe she was right.
 
rh1 said:
The Wife tells her husband at the end the DNA results is fake and she is good christian woman who does not cheat. Maybe she was right.
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How do you know someone is lying? The moment they invoke religion as a position of authority. When I hear the words, "Trust me, I'm a Christian." I run.
 
Caldo said:
I am selective in what I respond to, don't see the need to defend my opposition.

But let me clarify my statement.

I do not suspect my wife of cheating.

However I intend on visiting the urologist to understand why and how.
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Maybe he's the daddy :eek:
 
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