Vasectomy - NOT!!!!

Look I get it, if my wife says she pregnant, I wont hesitate to believe its mine, mostly, because, I been working from home so been around her 24/7. Also, I am all systems go, however, had I been snipped, I would consider the facts and do a bit of investigation as advised by other forum members.

I mean I have to know what to name the laaitie:

1. Normal Name
2. Milkieselaaitie
 
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I had my firing pin removed 20 years ago. Been no unplanned pregnancies since then.
 
Cosmik Debris said:
A quick semen sample to the doctor will prove the situation. Wife doesn't even need to know. Results:

Sperm in semen - See urologist.
No sperm in semen - See lawyer.
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Its the other way round. Well actually in both cases see a lawyer.

You will get more money out of the urologist.
 
Cr4ig said:
It would prove that there's bullets in the chamber, it's not that difficult to understand. No bullets, no baby (for him at least).
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oh sure and he's the only cock in the world. gullible. didn't you think you were a sufferer.
 
Nerfherder said:
Its the other way round. Well actually in both cases see a lawyer.

You will get more money out of the urologist.
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And she gets the house, car and half your pension if there's no sperm in the semen...
 
rh1 said:
Here is a video of a woman past catching up to her:


The Wife tells her husband at the end the DNA results is fake and she is good christian woman who does not cheat. Maybe she was right.
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What is this ****. This is what Americans watch for entertainment? :ROFL:
 
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kolaval said:
@MightyQuin @zeridine For paternity tests we tend to test blood not sperm.

@Cosmik Debris added.
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Semen analysis/spermiogram is not a substitute for a paternity test, and wasn't implied as such. If he is azoospermic then the urologist is not at fault. All vasectomies need to have follow up spermiograms post op until it shows the patient has azoospermia. Before that is not done, the vasectomy has not been completed. These are super basic principles that I'm sure the urologist would have followed. For a paternity test they only need to swab your cheek or you need to spit in a bottle for epithelial cell DNA, but that would be the next step after a spermiogram that shows azoospermia.
 
Herr der Verboten said:
oh sure and he's the only cock in the world. gullible. didn't you think you were a sufferer.
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Why the fuk is this so hard to understand?

If the husband has sperm in his ejaculate, the the vasectomy reversed itself and he is the father.
If no sperm, he cannot be the father and she messed around.

And those are two logical options we were discussing...NOT your wild card of the husband's vasectomy reversed itself AND his wife cheated on him.
 
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