Yup yup....
Hey guys,
I have to admit, I'm still laughing so hard I can hardly type this to you!!!!
220 up the phone line - ffs I'm so remembering that technique for next time!!!
Well... after 3 months, 20 something fault references and at least double that number on reopened faults, I finally did get my flaky DSL problem resolved.
Turned out it was faulty ports at the exchange (At least that's the last technician I spoke to's opinion).
Anyway, they can test this - they use an application called XAct Advance. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUSTANCES TALK TO A DSL TECH WHO DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THIS APP AS THEY ARE JUNIOR AND HAVE ZERO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! SERIOUSLY - I CANNOT STRESS THIS POINT ENOUGH!! It's only through validation using this piece of software that a techie would even acknowledge that we HAD a problem at all!!
They talked me through setting up a stupid mf damn bridge so many times I can bridge a connection in my coffin never mind my sleep.
There are as you have mentioned numerous hardware interfaces between your PC and any resulting web server on the end of the line. Most telecoms providers have alerting to pick HW irregularities on switches, routers, lines and so on. Not Telkom, Not Saix. These people rely heavily on natural disasters as an alerting system (ESKOM can actually be helpful here ROFL again). THERE IS NO ACTIVE ALERTING MODEL TO DETECT DODGY PORTS AT THE LOCAL TELKOM EXCHANGE>>> This does not seem to have crossed their minds yet.
Anyway, I now have my full 4mb synch'ing happy as a pig in the proverbial you-know-what. INSIST that a "DSL Expert" (Seems a real position name at telkom) come review your case, and communicate with a Telkom side Tech with XAct Advance to diagnose. They are unlikely to tell you the final outcome, but it gets your problem solved. No line synch reduction, no swapping routers, no multiple ISP accounts, no config options that stuff up your connection prefs (Especially in a multi PC environment), etc etc etc.
I'm sorry to have read about your pains, as I have been there. I have spoken to literally 100's of telkom ppl, had my fault incorrectly closed, been belittled, ignored, pacified and generally patronized to the degree that I was almost ready to try anaraexia or other such mental anguish afflications.
One guys even told me I had maxed my cap - on the first - with no connection for 2 weeks on a non existant synch. HOW THE &^&*^ Is THAT Possible????
DO NOT LET THEM GET YOU DOWN - THEY SIMPLY HAVE NO CLUE!!
And for this they charge at LEAST triple rates to any overseas offering (Nevermind capping).
LONG DIE TELKOM!!!!