vrot egg

[scotty777]

rotten egg

so I decided to make some eggs for breakfast today, i do enjoy an egg on toast.

So the 1st egg, I crack it open, and it lands of the plan, and sizzles... hmmm, delicious . So with the 2nd egg. I noticed it wasn't cracking open as well, ag, it happens. I mange to get that bad boy open, but as I put the egg in the plan, I notice that the yolk isn't in one piece. I though to myself "ahhh... bugger, I messed up the yolk" . I like my yolks to be two round spheres of goodness. However, then it hit me, like a freight train, only that freight train is carrying decomposed dead shyte.

So after the initial smell of that vrot egg had struck me, my gag reflexes began to take over, and I, on several occasions, almost had all the coffee I drank prior to the egg making, all over the floor.

So after fighting to keep my coffee down, I realised that the reason why the smell was so profuse is because the vrot egg is still cooking, and now the smell is creeping through the whole house . So armed with a t-shirt rapped around my face, and my eyes watering, I bravely turn off the stove, and make my way to the big black dustbin outside.

now my glasses are covered in tears, my stomach is feeling as though it's been put into a paint mixer, and I'm hungry again.

 

[killadoob]

Yup always good to read the best before date on items before cooking them

 

[bwana]

Simple test if you're not sure - put an egg in a glass of water and if it floats chuck it out.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

I hate vrot egg smell




that's why I do what bwana said ..... and have been for the last couple years

 

[RazedInBlack]

Yup always good to read the best before date on items before cooking them

Do they stamp the date on the actual egg?

 

[Waaib]

I'll never forget the face on the cook at veld-school in standard 8. She was making scrambled eggs for 100 unruly boys all screaming for food and had already cracked about 60 eggs into the mix when she cracked open and dropped a rotten one into the pot. Utter devastation, following by a small chuckle and then tears.

 

[InnerException]

+1 to hating vrot eggs. Luckily I cannot even remember when last I came across one.

 

[RazedInBlack]

+1 to hating vrot eggs. Luckily I cannot even remember when last I came across one.

Ye! Those genetically engineered ones! FTW!

 

[DigitalSoldier]

Do they stamp the date on the actual egg?

if you buy your eggs from Woolworths.

 

[Pooky]

Eww I'm not having eggs for breakfast anymore.

 

[zoopy3]

Do they stamp the date on the actual egg?

some eggs do have a date stamp... also keep the eggs in the fridge.

 

[Just_Ice]

Armed with a shirt covering your face - I was expecting more of a terrorist ending rather than just turning off the stove Well played egg, well played