Wash Your Hands Pleeze

It's my absolute worst to see mature so-called educated men walk out of the cubicle after doing their business and head straight for the door :mad:

It blows my mind :wtf: how :sick: and blasé people can be about their and my hygiene! :twisted:

/rant over

I shudder to think about where your stinky-winky goes to make it so dirty. ;)
 
God knows how man kind got this far without washing their hands! We should have been wiped out by our bad hygiene habits centuries ago!
 
DIAGNOSIS: Mysophobia

Please seek treatment before you condition reaches the stage where you are no longer able to leave your sterile bed to go to the shops and you end up starving to death. There is help out there!


:-)
 
DIAGNOSIS: Mysophobia

Please seek treatment before you condition reaches the stage where you are no longer able to leave your sterile bed to go to the shops and you end up starving to death. There is help out there!


:-)

Dread getting out of my bubble in the mornings...:cry:
 
if you are really concerned you can always get an anti bacterial spray and decant it into a small dispenser to keep on your keyring, pocket or in your g/f's handbag.
 
@ the guy who presses the buttons with his elbow - not only do you still get germs this way, but you look like an idiot at the same time!
(unless your elbow has some special immunity we don't know about)

lol. its to keep your hands free from germs- diseases like swine flu are spread by touching something that is contaminated, then rubbing your eyes/nose/mouth. I haven't seen too many people rubbing their eyes with their elbows... but you right, it does look ridiculous. wait till you see my friend who operates everything in a public toilet, including the tap, with his feet.

heres another thought about washing your hands. you pee on your hands/handle your creature/wipe your skidmarks..., then open the tap to wash them, transferring all of that onto the tap. You then wash your hands, close the tap, and now, you not only have all that stuff on your hands again, but everyone elses as well.... :sick: far better not to wash your hands in the first place....
 
I always wash my hands and open the taps with a paper towel and the door with the same, or maybe with a sleeve. When I flush I use toilet paper or my shoes.
 
I usually lick the bathroom door handle, my immune system thrives on it.
 
You know what I do? I wash my cock in the morning then I'm good for the day. Hell, sometimes its the best part of my day.. I'm very thorough.

-Jimmy Carr

And consider this, urine has been used as an anti-bacterial liquid due to the ammonia. So if you're really worried, best practice is to save a bit of pee en use it on your hands once you're out the door.
 
It's my absolute worst to see mature so-called educated men walk out of the cubicle after doing their business and head straight for the door :mad:

It blows my mind :wtf: how :sick: and blasé people can be about their and my hygiene! :twisted:

My pet peeve too. IDIOTS
 
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