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In light of the "We Have Till July At Latest" thread, I would like to push it back two months, hope you don't mind?

On the 21st of may, you're all gonna die. Apologies for the inconvenience :p

Those who believe in Jesus will be carried into heaven, while the rest of humanity will endure 153 days of 'death and horror' before the world ends on October 21.
The group of 10 Christians from Oakland have set out across the country in a convoy of caravans to bring the 'awesome' message of impending doom to as many people as possible.
'Project Caravan', as it has become known, is made up of members of the Family Radio network all of who have given up jobs, families and all their possessions to join this final mission.
Calling themselves 'ambassadors', the church members point to baffling biblical codes to demonstrate their reasoning.
Speaking to CNN the group's leader, 89-year-old Harold Camping, is adamant that the date is accurate.
He said: 'I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true.
'If I were not faithful that would mean that I'm a hypocrite.'
Despite his conviction, Camping has predicted the world would end before - on September 4 1994.
That, he says, was a mistake, a misreading of the biblical codes used to decipher the exact date of the 'rapture'.
In order to get the warning out in time he fudged his calculations, a mistake he maintains he did not make this time.
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Woooooohoooo, boy, this here juju grass we be smoking is tootier than a rattlesnake in a whiskey bottle.

Please.
 
Apparently no one from Family Radio is sure what to do to guarantee a place in heaven.
God, they say, has already predetermined the roughly two to three percent of those who will be saved come May 21.

Sadly for the rest of us all we can do is wait until the end comes. Again.
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If that's the case why are they going round bringing the 'awesome' message of impending doom to as many people as possible. ?
:confused::erm:
 
Nothxkbi said:
In light of the "We Have Till July At Latest" thread, I would like to push it back two months, hope you don't mind?
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NO! We have to convene a council first!

You poor bastard! Someone might feed those reptiles booze! Consequences will never be the same!
 
Two to three percent?

Since there are 10 of them spreading the [-]message[/-] bull****, that means that they'll be very lucky if one of them survives, and it will probably only be a part of him...

Maybe they should spend their time saying goodbye to each other instead then :D
 
Since there are 10 of them spreading the message bull****, that means that they'll be very lucky if one of them survives, and it will probably only be a part of him...
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They are on the magic bus so they get a special Wonka pass.
 
Let's hope we can get a comment out of them after 21 May. Assuming they don't kill themselves before that.
 
daveza said:
They are on the magic bus so they get a special Wonka pass.
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Lol, remember what happened to all the people with Wonka tickets, only one of them got through the whole movie intact.

And I think the only bus they're on, is the short, "special" one.
 
A trailer trash family called "Camping", oh the irony.

In-breeders say the darndest things.
 
The fact is, you can die in 30 years, the 21st of May... perhaps even in the next few minutes. Be the best person you can be. :)
 
Do you think they'll give me all of their money before the world ends? They won't be needing it since it's an absolute truth that the world will end :D
 
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