I noticed the other day that Woolworths have introduced a range of nut butters, and the prices looked reasonable too. My eyes lit up. Of course I still gotta check the ingredients...
Oh, Woolworths. Oh Woolworths you bunch of stupid pricks. You were SO close to snagging me for a few hundred bucks a month at least, indefinitely.
Macadamia butter - 99% macadamia nuts, 1% Soya/Cottonseed oil.

All of them, wrecked just like that. I'd be more inclined to try them if they contained crunchy turd nuggets straight from management. Oh well. Off to my sulk-room then.