That's really terrible advice..
Like someone asking how to please their GF and you advising them to become a gigolo for a couple of months to learn..
@OP try this:
http://www.sol-tech.co.za/en/
Well, you either immerse yourself in it to fully grasp everything and get a TEACHER to teach you how, or if your GF isn't stuck up and willing to communicate with you and accept that you need to learn, you can do it through trial and error. Setting aside the stupid analogy;
The OP sounded like he has no clue, and when it comes to welding, I'd recommend a professional course, because I can just see the headlines "Man burns down house, loses arms, welding accident". It's also a skill that can come in handy and can be used anywhere (OP loses job, needs to get something in a different field, etc)
You can either do it the easy way, or the right way. So if it's terrible advice pointing out that a complete n00b that doesn't even know the difference between arc and oxy-acetylene and when to use it, then sure, go for it. Darwin needs some new participants I guess?
I know it sounds harsh. But go do the course. Just being able to weld stuff and not have "hoenderkak" doesn't mean you know the safety procedures in place to protect you or when to use what and how etc