What a bummer

[The_Unbeliever]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/21/bum_bombing/

Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries.

 

[The_Pumpkin_King]

he can "number 2" sideways now

 

[tco21]

The failure must have been a serious pain in the A$$.

 

[akescpt]

Backfired! Classic! Lol

 

[Mars]

ha ha ha ha ( wipes tears)
backfired!!! HA HA HA HA HA .... ha ... ha hoooo (wipes tears)
PAIN IN THE ARSE !! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha .. haa hooo haa

That was good he he he he he

 

[Mars]

He surprised me by blowing himself up

WAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha .... (wipes tears)

Even a mercilessly trained operative of exceptional capacities would probably struggle to deliver a payload a lot bigger than a grenade using al-Asiri's eyewatering poo-chute portage method

WAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hoo hee haa

back-alley bomb

Struggeling to breathe (wheese)

I'l read the rest later... shwew ....

 

[tco21]

LMAO @ Madman

 

[Picard]

Reminds me of the joke about the Indian (native American) chief that had constipation. Punchline is basically: Big chief, no poop. .... Big poop, no chief.

 

[SYNERGY]

lol idiot.

 

[Frankie]

ROFL

Reminds me of Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "The Master Farter".

 

[Rosaudio]

Reminds me of the South Park episode with Hilary Clinton

 

[Creag]

Silence! I kill you!

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Silence! I kill you!

 

[Frankie]

Do you think that he was a "Homo-side Bomber" ?

 

[Creag]

Do you think that he was a "Homo-side Bomber" ?

 

[Tux]

I bet his piles cleared up as well.

 

[Creag]

I bet his piles cleared up as well.

 

[za1]

suicide bummer (no, not a typo)

I wonder what special jihadist terrorist training goes into the preparation for this ..........

mwahha, this is one plan that "backfired"

A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.

Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.

Last night astonished experts admitted: "We've never heard of anything quite like this before." The target was the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef.

Extremist Al-Asiri, who was on a local "Most Wanted" list, tricked his way into a meeting with him by saying he was turning his back on terror.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

edit: arghhh I see this has been posted in OT - oh well, worth a mention here

 

[Carbon_Fibre]

This is so old news.

 

[Creag]

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=193279

been there done that!