What car to get?

[3WA]

thor is involved in so many activities may the almighty keep his soul safe in this filthy world amen

You mean allfather? Also he has to do this schit so that he can keep lifting his hammer.

 

[Tman*]

White BMW 3 series, E90 or even F30 shape

Its one of the most sold cars in SA. Get a non M-sport version to blend in even more, no one will even look at you.

The 2.0d is a pretty solid option.

 

[Thor]

White BMW 3 series, E90 or even F30 shape

Surveillance in Cape Town, not Durban, have BMWs for there.

 

[Mr Scratch]

cpt a bike will sort u out no stress

 

[Thor]

Leaning VERY strongly to the Fiesta 2010 - 2016, any flaws, red flags? Kuga event?

 

[Mr Scratch]

Leaning VERY strongly to the Fiesta 2010 - 2016, any flaws, red flags? Kuga event?

@FiestaST come chune the chunes

 

[CamiKaze]

You can buy my Toyota Auris

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Toyota Corola?

Can't get more bland/boring than that.

Some tinted windows and no-one will see Carly ;-)

You're saying a lot about my wife here. Remind me to bring this up the next time we have a get-together

 

[pinball wizard]

You're saying a lot about my wife here. Remind me to bring this up the next time we have a get-together

You're married to a toyota corolla? Is that why you drink so much?

 

[OCP]

You're saying a lot about my wife here. Remind me to bring this up the next time we have a get-together

nou gaan ek kak......

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

You're married to a toyota corolla? Is that why you drink so much?

And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.

 

[pinball wizard]

And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.

Your wife has a ****ed up undercarriage?

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Your wife has a ****ed up undercarriage?

@Papa Smurf @Cr4ig @mushroom

 

[pinball wizard]

@Papa Smurf @Cr4ig @mushroom

That's pretty foul that three other blokes know the state of your wife's undercarriage better than you.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Toyota Corolla Quest. Just another invisible Uber on the road

Etios sedan as well. Every second Uber/Bolt I take is one of these.

 

[OCP]

And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.

You do realize you are maintaining your competition?

And I would be seriously looking into how she wore out those CV joints!

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

You do realize you are maintaining your competition?

And I would be seriously looking into how she wore out those CV joints!

No idea. She drives a lot and it's usually these kak roads in Mitchell's Plain or Du Noon and some such - this is by and large because she works for an NPO(s) which means it's usually kak areas that she has to drive in. Two years ago she hit a goat. I wasn't angry at her hitting the goat, I was angry at her not loading the ****er in the car so I could get some of my money I spent on repairs back.

Luckily for the last few weeks she got a company car so the Corolla is standing in the garage...but for obvious reasons she took both the key and spare keys with her. I've been having some thoughts and watching some YouTube videos, but typing in "Boosting a car" brings up kak about NOS and not what I'm planning to do.

 

[R13...]

Nee dankie

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A while back it was mirrors on VW Polos/Golfs & then also bumpers.

 

[Peon]

Well hey, they keep trying to steal my corolla. Ends badly..usually.

 

[Craig_]

Requirements:

1. The car must blend in, it's used for surveillance, so if the car is behind you, you should not even take note of it, ie a car that everyone has, is common on the road, won't stand out.

2. Fuel Efficient, within reason.

3. White

4. Automatic

Budget: R130k - R160k

Preferably 2010 to 2015/16 (I think 2017 onward will stand out too much) ?

Buy a focus of that generation (2008 or there about), complete and utter piece of **** with no power, big car with not a lot of space inside, uncomfortable and noisy. No one of note would ever buy such a POS so it should get by unnoticed.