What car to get?

thor is involved in so many activities may the almighty keep his soul safe in this filthy world amen

You mean allfather? Also he has to do this schit so that he can keep lifting his hammer.
 
White BMW 3 series, E90 or even F30 shape

Its one of the most sold cars in SA. Get a non M-sport version to blend in even more, no one will even look at you.

The 2.0d is a pretty solid option.
 
Leaning VERY strongly to the Fiesta 2010 - 2016, any flaws, red flags? Kuga event?
 
You're married to a toyota corolla? Is that why you drink so much?
And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.
 
And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.
Your wife has a ****ed up undercarriage?
 
And have sex with the tailpipe?

I bought that car for her in 2015, the more I prompt her to get something newer as I spent R11k three months ago after she fscked up the CV joints and some of the undercarriage (don't ask me how), the more she tells me she loves that car more than she loves me.
You do realize you are maintaining your competition?

And I would be seriously looking into how she wore out those CV joints!
 
You do realize you are maintaining your competition?
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

And I would be seriously looking into how she wore out those CV joints!
No idea. She drives a lot and it's usually these kak roads in Mitchell's Plain or Du Noon and some such - this is by and large because she works for an NPO(s) which means it's usually kak areas that she has to drive in. Two years ago she hit a goat. I wasn't angry at her hitting the goat, I was angry at her not loading the ****er in the car so I could get some of my money I spent on repairs back.

Luckily for the last few weeks she got a company car so the Corolla is standing in the garage...but for obvious reasons she took both the key and spare keys with her. I've been having some thoughts and watching some YouTube videos, but typing in "Boosting a car" brings up kak about NOS and not what I'm planning to do.
 
Requirements:

1. The car must blend in, it's used for surveillance, so if the car is behind you, you should not even take note of it, ie a car that everyone has, is common on the road, won't stand out.

2. Fuel Efficient, within reason.

3. White

4. Automatic

Budget: R130k - R160k

Preferably 2010 to 2015/16 (I think 2017 onward will stand out too much) ?

Buy a focus of that generation (2008 or there about), complete and utter piece of **** with no power, big car with not a lot of space inside, uncomfortable and noisy. No one of note would ever buy such a POS so it should get by unnoticed.
 
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