What do you use as a beard moisturizer ?

[bodhi]

I use Nivea Soft Intensive Moisturising Cream - good or bad for my beard ?

 

[Ou grote]

I occasionally use bolognaise sauce.

 

[adrianx]

A razor.

 

[Milano]

Q20

 

[homeboy]

this thread sound so gay.
i use normal soap and water,

 

[Necuno]

virgins...

 

[Milano]

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[Le^stat]

mayo

 

[Picard]

drool

 

[Sting]

I occasionally use bolognaise sauce.

Add chutney, tomato sauce, chilli sauce, peri-peri sauce, mayo, marmalade, crumbs, some 'natural' juices, a bit of singe from standing too close to the braai fire, oil spatter from the frying pan, remnants from your last bout of flu, the leftovers of some sneezes, baby oil (don't ask!) and mix it with some soap and water!!!

 

[|tera|]

All Nivea men products give me dry skin, just the inverse of it's purpose. I can't even use their deo as it effects my eye lids(dries it out), freaky I know.

I usually prefer my beard a bit rough, as my lady likes it too. If I choose to make it softer, I use normal conditioner, it's hair isn't it?

 

[Datura]

Bottled bukkake will work.

 

[dshutts]

I use olive oil, on my neck-beard, while I administer Unix servers.

 

[Milano]

Does this work for thick, woven back hair as well?

 

[Necuno]

Does this work for thick, woven crack hair as well?

 

[Milano]

Thanks, was too embarassed to ask.

 

[Sting]

Thanks, was too embarassed to ask.

It's all glorified pubic hair, so yes it will work!!!!


@OP - you still have bum fluff so why do you want to soften it even more? :twisted:

 

[LazyLion]

a chisel and a blowtorch.

 

[Sting]

a chisel and a blowtorch.

That was me last weekend!!!

 

[Ou grote]

Add chutney, tomato sauce, chilli sauce, peri-peri sauce, mayo, marmalade, crumbs, some 'natural' juices, a bit of singe from standing too close to the braai fire, oil spatter from the frying pan, remnants from your last bout of flu, the leftovers of some sneezes, baby oil (don't ask!) and mix it with some soap and water!!!

You don't have to pack lunch for work.