What is this beard nonsense?

garp said:
The new male trend is to shave all (and I mean all) body hair until you look like a newborn baby but simultaneously grow a beard that would put ZZTop to shame. I don't get it.
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Stuff that, I'm not shaving my back for anyone!
 
It is simple, really.

With the fad for shaving the punani becoming more and more prevalent in women, many modern men have realised that their over-eager endeavors in cunnilingus can lead to bruised lips.

They have therefore invested in a "shock-absorber" of sorts.

So be grateful.
 
scudsucker said:
It is simple, really.

With the fad for shaving the punani becoming more and more prevalent in women, many modern men have realised that their over-eager endeavors in cunnilingus can lead to bruised lips.

They have therefore invested in a "shock-absorber" of sorts.

So be grateful.
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:wtf: You are not supposed to munch and gnaw..... punani ain't a burger.
 
To me it's a lazyness thing and has been for years.

At the moment though I only have a goatee and not a proper beard, but even then I only shave my cheeks once every two weeks and with an electric razor at that because other wise my face falls apart.

What I don't get though (from the lazyness point of view) are the guys with the crazy beards but then they have razor shaved heads.
 
Goatees and the like are fine. I am talking about Oom Paul beards. They look like AWBs.
 
I get that some people don't like it. But I'll never be able to resist a guy with this look. omnomnomView attachment 1998
 

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My beard looks identical to that picture of the guy smoking.I have grown it for about 4 months now and only trim my neckline.I leave the cheek line alone for a more natural look.Im going for the viking look! (beard is black and red).I also sport a full 'stache and dont trim it like how some guys do.

My beard has added about 10 years to my age.If i shave cleanly it takes away 5 years off my age.My wife freaking hates it and doesnt kiss me much anymore, but i dont care because this is how its going to be for a very long time.
 
SauRoNZA said:
To me it's a lazyness thing and has been for years.

At the moment though I only have a goatee and not a proper beard, but even then I only shave my cheeks once every two weeks and with an electric razor at that because other wise my face falls apart.

What I don't get though (from the lazyness point of view) are the guys with the crazy beards but then they have razor shaved heads.
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Thats easy, they are going bald.
 
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Batista said:
My beard looks identical to that picture of the guy smoking.I have grown it for about 4 months now and only trim my neckline.I leave the cheek line alone for a more natural look.Im going for the viking look! (beard is black and red).I also sport a full 'stache and dont trim it like how some guys do.

My beard has added about 10 years to my age.If i shave cleanly it takes away 5 years off my age.My wife freaking hates it and doesnt kiss me much anymore, but i dont care because this is how its going to be for a very long time.
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pics or it didn't happen
 
Ag, well, to each his own. As long a there is no breakfast egg in the beard, it is OK, I guess....
 
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