What is wrong with me

Pineapple Smurf said:
God was angry 2000 years ago with that trust fund kid Jesus that walked around doing nothing, he boasted to all his mates that his old man is God and he apparently was a carpenter but nowhere in the bible is there even a photo of him actually carving any wood.
Jesus and his tjommies cruised around the dessert on camels hitting back on bongs and taking shrooms.
They all got so high that some started hallucinating and one Oke even saw Jesus 'walking on water' and another claimed Jesus fed an entire town on a loaf of bread and some Redro fish paste.

God was very upset, he closed the book of Old Testament and started a new Testament with better people in the stories and he then banned dagga and shrooms. Something like that, it was a long time since I went to Sunday School
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Nope, it was about 2050 years ago.
 
Pineapple Smurf said:
God was angry 2000 years ago with that trust fund kid Jesus that walked around doing nothing, he boasted to all his mates that his old man is God and he apparently was a carpenter but nowhere in the bible is there even a photo of him actually carving any wood.
Jesus and his tjommies cruised around the dessert on camels hitting back on bongs and taking shrooms.
They all got so high that some started hallucinating and one Oke even saw Jesus 'walking on water' and another claimed Jesus fed an entire town on a loaf of bread and some Redro fish paste.

God was very upset, he closed the book of Old Testament and started a new Testament with better people in the stories and he then banned dagga and shrooms. Something like that, it was a long time since I went to Sunday School
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Crucifixion crosses didnt carve itselves you know....
 
3WA said:
If I had a friend who could turn water into wine, but he still made me buy from Tops, I would also desert him.
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Did you actually see this happen or were you also off your tits at the time on shrooms?
 
Brian_G said:
Nope, it was about 2050 years ago.
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Or it was 1900 years ago, there isn't actually a real date, as Yeshua may or may not have existed as there were a lot of people called that during the day. I mean Joshua isn't exactly a rare name now.
 
Pineapple Smurf said:
God was angry 2000 years ago with that trust fund kid Jesus that walked around doing nothing, he boasted to all his mates that his old man is God and he apparently was a carpenter but nowhere in the bible is there even a photo of him actually carving any wood.
Jesus and his tjommies cruised around the dessert on camels hitting back on bongs and taking shrooms.
They all got so high that some started hallucinating and one Oke even saw Jesus 'walking on water' and another claimed Jesus fed an entire town on a loaf of bread and some Redro fish paste.

God was very upset, he closed the book of Old Testament and started a new Testament with better people in the stories and he then banned dagga and shrooms. Something like that, it was a long time since I went to Sunday School
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Now we know global warming was created by man. Was not 4X4s that moses and team used to transverse an already existing desert, was all that smoking dagga.
 
Bwana the OP has his answer
Please close this thread or move it to Off Topic for continued bantering
Thank You
 
Affieplaas said:
just trying to show the young man the error of his ways in putting his faith in man ......

even 2000 years ago God's best friends deserted him and it bothered him so much that he wrote a book about it.
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lol okay fair enough
 
Hellhound105 said:
Now we know global warming was created by man. Was not 4X4s that moses and team used to transverse an already existing desert, was all that smoking dagga.
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I heard Moses found a good ganja boom in the desert and burned it. I would have also burned that bush if I was in his situation. The people needed to get high.
 
Honestly, and I'm no psychologist, I think M saw you as a friend, but you saw M as more than that. i.e somewhere in your mind/heart it went from friend to someone you loved for whatever reason that may be. Hence it seems to have broken you heart, rather than just being sad at losing someone you liked, got on with and missed. And that is why it has been such a rollercoaster. You need to move on, and close that chapter because for sure he has.
 
OP is a clone or one-hit-wonder. Makes think this was posted for kicks and giggles.
 
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What is wrong?
A: Human. Slightly obsessive on occasion. Far from perfect as is normal.

Learn from your experiences. Know yourself though honest introspection. Improve what you can. Accept what you can't. Laugh at yourself. Try to be mindful. Live more in the present, and less in the past. Continue.
 
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