What's with the Hellman's Mayo shortage?

[bokdrol]

Struggling to find it anywhere. What's going on? I hate the other slimy sour stuff

 

[Nerfherder]

Thats poison - switch to tang mayo.

Its all fatty chicken abortions anyway.

 

[ScottulusMaximus]

Try Miracle Whip

 

[Ancalagon]

Just make your own. Easy and much tastier. Plus healthier.

 

[bokdrol]

Thats poison - switch to tang mayo.
Its all fatty chicken abortions anyway.

Slimy n sour

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Its all fatty chicken abortions anyway.

 

[Lord Farquart]

Struggling to find it anywhere. What's going on? I hate the other slimy sour stuff

Best mayo out there. The Japanese one in the soft plastic bottle a close second. Only available from Chinese supermarkets though.

 

[skeptic_SA]

Struggling to find it anywhere. What's going on? I hate the other slimy sour stuff

It went down with the Titanic... We had celebrations about it early last month. Maybe you missed it?

http://imgur.com/gallery/mEzKi

 

[Grubscrew]

Because of that fckn mariane YouTube ad.

 

[crysis]

Try Miracle Whip

Siff.

 

[Timber_MG]

Make your own. It's really easy with a stick blender and you can vary vinegar, lemon juice, paprika, mustard and even horseradish to adjust for taste if you want a bit of kick.

 

[Foxhound5366]

The one I'm enjoying at the moment is called something like Awesome Mayo, and it's by those guys who also do all the chutneys. Tasty n cheap, a winning combo

 

[bokdrol]

No, I like the creamy salty taste of Hellmans. And it isn't runny.Nothing else will do. I am not happy.

 

[bokdrol]

Hey, Foxhound is back!

 

[TehStranger]

There can be only one:

 

[Azbubu]

There can be only one:

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Magnification!

 

[Mortymoose]

That's weird, I have on the Shelf here and ironically my partner and HO were discussing the pricing on the Hellman's

 

[Ninja'd]

That's weird, I have on the Shelf here and ironically my partner and HO were discussing the pricing on the Hellman's

Partner and HO?

Moose the pimp

 

[Foxhound5366]

Hey, Foxhound is back!

"Back" is a relative concept. If I were a billion years old, then technically I've never left.

Or maybe because your 'back' is my 'here now', we should rather view it as you all having reentered my realm of perception.

Ok yes, yes, I'm back.

 

[The_Librarian]

Grown up with Hellman's....

...still trying to adjust with the switch-over to a different brand...