When you take sh#t so epic

[APoc184]

Please don't do this OP

THE CROWD PLEASER

A crap is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

 

[Compton_effect]

Please don't do this OP

THE CROWD PLEASER

A crap is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

Obvioulsy you were never in a rez at Varsity. 'Guys! Guys! You need to come see this one! Its enormous!'

 

[Musicmp3]

**** TOPIC!

 

[APoc184]

Obvioulsy you were never in a rez at Varsity. 'Guys! Guys! You need to come see this one! Its enormous!'

Obviously

 

[yebocan]

In Bikram, there is a "wind removing pose"...usually I practice at around 6pm....holy lords, come 6am....whatever was in the bowels gets evacuated.....splatter party,...the force was with that matter...needs a couple of flushes, and old Toilet Duck to make sure the scene is all clear and clean...

 

[TehStranger]

Most have been mentioned by forumites already but here is the complete list:

I can confirm, I've done all of these multiple times.

http://www.burningannie.com/features/****list.html

For an even longer list (Just replace the four * in the link with the appropriate word)

All of these too.

 

[Compton_effect]

In Bikram, there is a "wind removing pose"...usually I practice at around 6pm....holy lords, come 6am....whatever was in the bowels gets evacuated.....splatter party,...the force was with that matter...needs a couple of flushes, and old Toilet Duck to make sure the scene is all clear and clean...

That might explain a lot. I once worked with a Vegetarian who practiced Yoga. Rule of thumb in the office was - if he used a bathroom, avoid it for at least an hour. :wtf:

 

[koeks525]

When you use the brush to shove it.

Hahaha, thats what I attempt when it is being persistent in going down. Just the brush becomes all messy afterwards This has worked I think twice for me

When you quietly pull your pants up and sneak out the bathroom - hoping no one saw you go in...

I do this in them public bathrooms....make sure I do not hear a sound, then sneak out

Most have been mentioned by forumites already but here is the complete list:

OMG Bwahahaha I'm freaking canning myself from this list! I'm in stitches right now from laughing . i've done probably 4 or 5 from the list