Where are the single men?

I finished watching it months ago.
Please don't tell me you're watching it on DSTV...I was just starting to like you :cry:.

Urm. Haha. Yes, I am. Sadly my laptop is on its way out so I don't have the privilege of downloading stuff.

Speaking of which, since this is a so called computer forum... if anyone knows where I can get a good old computer from - please do tell!

All I see in shops are tablets and laptops. I just want a normal freaking computer. I use Dreamweaver and Photoshop - and these are not playing nicely with this old laptop of mine.

I think I may be out of my league here with all you hi-tech Okes!
 
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Eye colour - blue
Natural hair colour - brown
Hair colour now - (dark brown nearly black)
Hair length - long, straightish
Height - Short, just over 5 foot
Skin Tone - white, but tan very easily

Nearest Town- Durban

Work industry - Food

Make-up - wear very little

Shoes - practically live in slops, but will obviously wear heals if going out etc

Handbags - Whatever works.

Sweet or Savoury - Savoury definitely

Bake - no. I can, but no sweet tooth so I don't.

Gardening - Enjoy it, like growing own vegetables etc but not very good at it. I try.

Meat - I eat meat. However I prefer hormone free and organic where possible but not overly fussy.

Animal lover - yes. I love animals and nature.

Humour - Very fun person, always laughing. Trevor Noah is the only South African comedian I find to be good. Otherwise Michael McIntyre takes the cake!

TV Programs - Vikings, Masterchef Australia, Judge Rinder (he is hillarious), Come Dine With Me (UK only - S.A. version is shocking), Crime Channel, Dragon's Den, Shark Tank (a bit cringe worthy but I'm interested in business ideas), The Voice, America's Got Talent.

Movies - Anything with a decent rotten tomato rating

Tattoos - have none. But I don't mind them on other people.

Piercings - only ears.

Pet Peeves - Very laid back but I cannot handle snoring - it just won't work, been there done that and I believe it when they say it's caused divorce! Gaming - obsessive interest in computer games or x-box etc (can't deal with it). Otherwise I'm rather chilled.

Religion - none really. Conversation Topic

Politics - America just annoys me, but I don't let such things wind me up, life's to short to obsess with negative news channels and **** you can't control. But I'll talk politics- no problem.

Debates - I love a good debate, bring it on.

Conversation - I like discovering interesting facts and discussing things like business ideas, new facts regarding health, science, Google and Monsanto's evil ways. Just interesting stuff really!
*cough* weight?
 
I'm not so keen on being kicked in the head whilst going down on someone.

You have no idea... :o

They are horny as fark, and they do things to you man... You will not fully comprehend.
Pregnancy is gods gift to men!
 
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