Who do you look like?

[Nick333]

I am...

The subtext you may have missed there was do you want to hook up?

 

[ToxicBunny]

The subtext you may have missed there was do you want to hook up?

I don't think it was that subtle....

More like "do you want to go back to my place and fsck like rabbits "

 

[faniebraai]

I don't think it was that subtle....

More like "do you want to go back to my place and fsck like rabbits "

"and eat kfc"

 

[ToxicBunny]

"and eat kfc"

You eat your sex toys afterwards

 

[faniebraai]

You eat your sex toys afterwards

You use whole chickens, and not just the feather, for foreplay? Jou kinky bastid

 

[UrBaN963]

No no, I didn't miss it but thanks for pointing that out.

I feel I should be clear on this point.

I am not gay.

I am straight. Heterosexual. A veritable vag-eating, titty juggling, chick-lover with exactly zero sexual interest in anything that doesn't have a vagina. And human, probably should include that too.

 

[zizo911]

"and eat kfc"

 

[faniebraai]

No no, I didn't miss it but thanks for pointing that out.

I feel I should be clear on this point.

I am not gay.

I am straight. Heterosexual. A veritable vag-eating, titty juggling, chick-lover with exactly zero sexual interest in anything that doesn't have a vagina. And human, probably should include that too.

so what you are saying.... you play hard to get?

 

[Jings]

I see what you mean I need to get the Luigi hat and outfit lol

And find Mario.

 

[ToxicBunny]

You use whole chickens, and not just the feather, for foreplay? Jou kinky bastid

What fekking KFC do you go to that includes feathers???

 

[GreGorGy]

Choice shirt, right there.

HEhehee - I knew you would like it. Took me a long time too - my last shrank a bit (aka, I grew horizontally) and since then trying to find an XL has been an uphill challenge.

 

[PhireSide]

Some years ago, doing trail riding

You look NOTHING like I had imagined

 

[ichigo]

And find Mario.

probably chasing after the princess as usual

 

[EMAM]

she's just jealous cause she can't suck cock like you can.... allegedly

Yup.....when you're good, you're good.
Nick can attest to this

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

HEhehee - I knew you would like it. Took me a long time too - my last shrank a bit (aka, I grew horizontally) and since then trying to find an XL has been an uphill challenge.

import you chunky nut .......

 

[Sl8er]

HEhehee - I knew you would like it. Took me a long time too - my last shrank a bit (aka, I grew horizontally) and since then trying to find an XL has been an uphill challenge.

Hey man, you wear that fcker until it falls off no matter what.

 

[Binary_Bark]

You look NOTHING like I had imagined

what you think then?
Contrary to popular belief here, I am not really a dog...

 

[PhireSide]

what you think then?

Dunno, I pictured an older bloke...how do I put this, you seem quite wise for your apparent age judging by some of your forum posts that I have read

 

[Binary_Bark]

Dunno, I pictured an older bloke...how do I put this, you seem quite wise for your apparent age judging by some of your forum posts that I have read

I did say, photo some years ago..

I was 28 in that photo though

 

[Solarion]

5 minutes ago. Don't mind the beard, I'm on vacation ok?