Why is salami so ridiculously delicious???

Oh, okay. It's not a euphemism. :)

I like salami, but I can't help thinking that the fatty residue in my mouth probably resembles what is going on in my arteries. Then again, I like the idea that a good swig of red wine dissolves most of that fat. It's one my superstitions that I refuse to give up. :D
 
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DJ... said:
Ever tasted horse salami?
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I prob ate horse during my time on earth and I suspect that about 99% of us have. Meat is meat and a man must eat.
Can't say I have had "horse" meat salami as such but I prob had some horse in some salami somewhere.
 
I don't understand why people don't eat horse instead of cow? Looks like a big very lean delicious steak to me...
 
Vegeta said:
I don't understand why people don't eat horse instead of cow? Looks like a big very lean delicious steak to me...
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Horse meat is very tough because they are typically very active animals. If horse wasn't so tough, we'd probably be breeding them for food, because horse actually tastes pretty decent...
 
I find the Hartlief Windhoek / Edel fermented salami to be pretty damn good, although i'm no sausage expert...
 
Vegeta said:
I don't understand why people don't eat horse instead of cow? Looks like a big very lean delicious steak to me...
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it's probably more widespread than you assume...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat#Switzerland

In pre-Christian Norway, horse was seen as an expensive animal. To eat a horse was to show that you had great wealth, and to sacrifice a horse to the gods was seen as the greatest gift you could give. When Norwegians adopted Christianity, horse-eating became taboo as it was a religious act for pagans, and thus it was considered a sign of heresy
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Horse meat is also used for a great range of sausages in the German-speaking North of Switzerland. Like in Northern Italy, in the Italian-speaking South, local "salametti" (sausages) are sometimes made with horse meat.
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i guess if you're in switzerland, you don't kill your cows, because they're more profitable for milk, cheese and chocolate.

Both in Chile and Argentina horse meat was the main source of nutrition for the nomadic indigenous tribes of the pampas, which promptly switched from a guanaco -based economy to a horse-based one when the horses brought by the Spaniards bred naturally and became feral.
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Personally, I hypothesise that Salami in any way shape or form is deemed 'awesome' by Llamas. Thus, the rest of the planet may enjoy it.
But thats just my hypothesis.

Edit: Is this gonna be filed under Health, Wealth, Leisure or Relationships? I vote Relationships...
 
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i think you mean the lamas.
unless you deem a spitting camel to be the ultimate moral authority :wtf:
 
Nope, I meant Llamas. And yes, I deem a spitting camelid with a temper and a natural predispostion to growl at anything vauguely resembling a tree (or human, or moth, or flying reptilian creature) to be the ultimate moral authority. When last did a llama start a war? Or hold a braai?
 
EnchanterG said:
Nope, I meant Llamas. And yes, I deem a spitting camelid with a temper and a natural predispostion to growl at anything vauguely resembling a tree (or human, or moth, or flying reptilian creature) to be the ultimate moral authority. When last did a llama start a war? Or hold a braai?
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I'd drink to that! :wtf: :love: :D
 
Nibble of Salami
Sip of Merlot
Glob of Bree
Sip of Merlot
Sliver of Well Smoked Norwegian Salmon
Cream Cheese Chaser
Sip of Merlot
repeat

Bliss
 
EnchanterG said:
Nope, I meant Llamas. And yes, I deem a spitting camelid with a temper and a natural predispostion to growl at anything vauguely resembling a tree (or human, or moth, or flying reptilian creature) to be the ultimate moral authority. When last did a llama start a war? Or hold a braai?
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sorry, my bad. i didn't mean to offend your qaudruped belief system.
 
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