Why straight men should explore their butts

[Ockie]

Thats like a 45 deg angle? Right?

No ... do it at a more gentler angle. You want to rub your nut ... not pierce your darn colon for goodness sakes.

 

[Lager]

No ... do it at a more gentler angle. You want to rub your nut ... not pierce your darn colon for goodness sakes.

Clearly needs practice

 

[Ho3n3r]

 

[EMAM]

Sits here quietly.......taking notes...........

 

[MartyMarts]

Hmmm... Maybe Ockie should draw us some diagrams? Or better, make an instructional video...

 

[raind33r]

Foook that! No one is coming close to my exhaust and I don't want to go close to anyone else's either, not even the GF's

 

[longboy]

Hmmm... Maybe Ockie should draw us some diagrams? Or better, make an instructional video...

I vote for the video. Who's volunteering as the test subject?

 

[Leonidas]

I would only consider going near a woman's exhaust if she has had multiple soapy and salty enemas to properly cleanse her arse.

 

[MartyMarts]

I vote for the video. Who's volunteering as the test subject?

STS

 

[Ockie]

Hmmm... Maybe Ockie should draw us some diagrams? Or better, make an instructional video...

It really is not that difficult to get the mechanics right. What is difficult is getting over your mental hangups about it. If you cant relax then you going to be very tight and you are going to be in for a bad time. You need to relax relax relax. Poppers makes it easier to relax your muscles down there.

NB: DO NOT USE POPPERS IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION.

 

[Ho3n3r]

Hmmm... Maybe Ockie should draw us some diagrams? Or better, make an instructional video...

Well since you're going to be anal about it...

 

[MartyMarts]

It really is not that difficult to get the mechanics right. What is difficult is getting over your mental hangups about it. If you cant relax then you going to be very tight and you are going to be in for a bad time. You need to relax relax relax. Poppers makes it easier to relax your muscles down there.

NB: DO NOT USE POPPERS IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION.

It would be my first time - wouldn't want a bad experience. I'm going to hold on for the video.

 

[TofuMofu]

It would be my first time - wouldn't want a bad experience. I'm going to hold on for the video.

If it's with someone you love, there's no bad experiences...only bleeding anooses

 

[Ockie]

If it's with someone you love, there's no bad experiences...only bleeding anooses

Well, hopefully that wont happen with him. If it does, his lady should be re examining her method.

 

[Ockie]

Oh and for those wanting a video....there are many on the internet. Just google straight prostate massage. Many vids of woman doing it to their male partners.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Meanwhile, in Lager's bathroom:




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Meanwhile in Lager's kitchen:

 

[TheMightyQuin]

It really is not that difficult to get the mechanics right. What is difficult is getting over your mental hangups about it. If you cant relax then you going to be very tight and you are going to be in for a bad time. You need to relax relax relax. Poppers makes it easier to relax your muscles down there.

NB: DO NOT USE POPPERS IF YOU HAVE A STOMACH CONDITION.

FIFY

 

[Ockie]

FIFY

huh? Stomach condition?

 

[TofuMofu]

huh? Stomach condition?

 

[crackersa]

what a great friday thread. i'm laughing way to much over here.

to bad i can't have the poppers