Woods an Internet hit

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Woods an Internet hit

The Tiger Woods sex scandal has been a boon for online publications, even though it hasn't generated the same amount of Internet traffic as Michael Jackson's death and President Barack Obama's inauguration.
 
Eish! Poor guy. I hope it's not as bad as it looks. Such a squeaky clean image, which kids all over the world would have been trying to emulate ... and now his empire is crumbling fast and hard :cry:
 
11 mistresses and counting. Some of them paid off to keep quiet and 2 of them are porn stars. Woods was dumb enough to leave voice mails and it's been published online. Clearly his voice (ala Joost style).

All TV ads featuring Woods have been pulled with immediate effect and his $1 billion empire built on his clean cut image will take a nose dive as the sponsors start pulling out. Maybe he can eventually overcome this in the media but the clean cut image is gone for good.

Funniest part for me is when Reverend al Sharpton (black guy) blasted Woods, not for committing adultery but for only having white mistresses. LOL
 
This is why I like celebreties like Mickey Rourke. If he screws up, its no big deal cause its the Mickey Rourke thing to do. When people with squeaky clean images like Woods and Joost get caught, it's media frienzy of note.

AND THEY ALWAYS GET CAUGHT!
 
All I want is for him to get back on the golf course, enough with what he does behind closed doors now.

I wonder what his form will be like.
 
sox63 said:
All I want is for him to get back on the golf course,
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He'll first have to ask his wife for his golf club back (which she used to smash the card window).
"Where's my 9-iron bitch!"
"It's in the garage next to one of your skank's underwear, idiot!"
 
Apparently he is looking at giving up Golf to save his marriage.

(I think a testicular removal procedure would be more helpfull though)
 
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