Worst way to die

Just watch a 1000 ways to die on sony max there is a lot of ways I don't want to die.

Saw one where a woman hid in the restaurants dishwasher. The help walked past, saw it was closed but not running, switched it on and left. The heat in there cooked her to death :(
 
come on, dying isn't THAT bad. you only die once, might as well make it somethign interesting. it's not like you have to live with the agony or the disfigurement :p
 
Leaving the highway on your motorcycle, crashing into the bush, fracturing your back and just lying there unable to move. Nobody knows where you are and nobody can hear your screams. My worst fear. Always keep my cell on the GPS locator thingy.
 
burried alive wins then fire as a close second. for diseases il have to say Lou Gehrig's Disease or fournier s gangrene.
 
Autoerotic asphyxiation is probably up there in the most embarrassing list, if not the worst.
 
Fingers and toes cut off, limbs cut off, teeth pulled out, followed by the rape of my limbless torso with a razor-lined cucumber, followed by being stabbed in the liver. While being forced to listen to Elton John.
 
Fingers and toes cut off, limbs cut off, teeth pulled out, followed by the rape of my limbless torso with a razor-lined cucumber, followed by being stabbed in the liver. While being forced to listen to Elton John.
Good god!! :erm:
 
First thing's first, you cut off the tongue and remove the vocal chords - you don't want a whiny patient, nor do you want them to be able to identify you later - this is important - read on. If I wanted to inflict pain though, I'd probably start with a few compound fractures of the femurs and collar-bones. I'd then erect the individual up so that they were held up but pressure was placed on the legs, with their arms bound in the air in lye-soaked ropes. The burn of the lye will keep the collar-bones constantly moving. Once you've achieved this you don't need to break any other bones - the pain will in no way compare. I'd surgically place a catheter directly into the recipient's liver - it might take a few attempts before I reach the vagus nerve, but once installed properly I could inflict copious amounts of pain and horrendous mental states at will without causing permanent damage. I'd cycle this on a weekly basis to allow the liver to repair itself slightly. During the weekly liver breaks, I'd inject them with enough LSD to place them in a suggestive mental state, and convince them that they have been rescued by the police and they are in the hospital. I believe a broken psyche is as damaging as physical pain.

I'd also kidnap his family and force him to make a choice between them being subject to the same treatment or death, with penalties for time wasting. One of the penalties will be that they shall be bound together by their finger and toe nails, and I'll slowly pull them apart using the force of each other's body. They will also be medically bound to each others' sinuses, destroying them and forcing them to sneeze on a frequent basis, inducing horrendous pain but again, not enough to kill them or make them pass out.

I'll also ask probing questions about the individual to urge him to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets. For every answer I am not satisfied with, a heat gun will switch on for 20 seconds, aimed directly at their genitals. This will coincide with me feeding them a combination of oxytocin and vasopressin hormones to induce cluster headaches to ensure that the pain is fully realised. It is also important not to limit oxygen intake or the nerves may begin to die. We want them fully functional and healthy, so the subject will be fed oxygen directly through the rectum. Bombarding these cells with too much oxygen will hopefully induce chronic colon problems, which will become important later on. The excessive sweating will also be important as it will hopefully induce bacterial infections of the skin, leading to hidradenitis suppurativa, or we will induce this, ensuring that the skin in its entirety will be incredibly painful, even to the touch. Once this is all complete, the last bit needs to be done - cutting and completely destroying the opthalmic, mandibular and maxillary nerves, to ensure that they suffer from Fothergill's disease in an intense fashion. We've now covered the entire body without killing the subject.

We now release the individual. At this point, the combination of medical problems will probably lead to the subject's own suicide, or if they decide not to take their own life, the colon problems will get them later down the line in an incredibly painful fashion.

:)
 
First thing's first, you cut off the tongue and remove the vocal chords - you don't want a whiny patient, nor do you want them to be able to identify you later - this is important - read on. If I wanted to inflict pain though, I'd probably start with a few compound fractures of the femurs and collar-bones. I'd then erect the individual up so that they were held up but pressure was placed on the legs, with their arms bound in the air in lye-soaked ropes. The burn of the lye will keep the collar-bones constantly moving. Once you've achieved this you don't need to break any other bones - the pain will in no way compare. I'd surgically place a catheter directly into the recipient's liver - it might take a few attempts before I reach the vagus nerve, but once installed properly I could inflict copious amounts of pain and horrendous mental states at will without causing permanent damage. I'd cycle this on a weekly basis to allow the liver to repair itself slightly. During the weekly liver breaks, I'd inject them with enough LSD to place them in a suggestive mental state, and convince them that they have been rescued by the police and they are in the hospital. I believe a broken psyche is as damaging as physical pain.

I'd also kidnap his family and force him to make a choice between them being subject to the same treatment or death, with penalties for time wasting. One of the penalties will be that they shall be bound together by their finger and toe nails, and I'll slowly pull them apart using the force of each other's body. They will also be medically bound to each others' sinuses, destroying them and forcing them to sneeze on a frequent basis, inducing horrendous pain but again, not enough to kill them or make them pass out.

I'll also ask probing questions about the individual to urge him to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets. For every answer I am not satisfied with, a heat gun will switch on for 20 seconds, aimed directly at their genitals. This will coincide with me feeding them a combination of oxytocin and vasopressin hormones to induce cluster headaches to ensure that the pain is fully realised. It is also important not to limit oxygen intake or the nerves may begin to die. We want them fully functional and healthy, so the subject will be fed oxygen directly through the rectum. Bombarding these cells with too much oxygen will hopefully induce chronic colon problems, which will become important later on. The excessive sweating will also be important as it will hopefully induce bacterial infections of the skin, leading to hidradenitis suppurativa, or we will induce this, ensuring that the skin in its entirety will be incredibly painful, even to the touch. Once this is all complete, the last bit needs to be done - cutting and completely destroying the opthalmic, mandibular and maxillary nerves, to ensure that they suffer from Fothergill's disease in an intense fashion. We've now covered the entire body without killing the subject.

We now release the individual. At this point, the combination of medical problems will probably lead to the subject's own suicide, or if they decide not to take their own life, the colon problems will get them later down the line in an incredibly painful fashion.

:)

http://www.clinicalpsychologists.co.za/
 
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