Would you date yourself?

So.....if she is the same as I am, what if I whip out my big @#$% from my pants.....what will she whip out thats the same size???
Thats just scary...so no for me too. Will be too scared hers will be bigger than my monsterous @#$%.
 
Nope, wouldn't date me either. Main reason: same interests, same thought patterns, etc. I'll be bored to death!
 
I say no since I need a normal wife to mask my oddities and two oddities dont make a rightie

Nope, wouldn't date me either. Main reason: same interests, same thought patterns, etc. I'll be bored to death!

Same here I prefer variety

I most certainly would date myself. This got me thinking, maybe I should clone myself... Hmmm... :rolleyes:

If you gay it will work and tell Occy about cloning :D
 
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Well, I'm already f*****g myself, so...

haha take it easy there big boy ...just now you hurt yourself and wont be able to walk properly :p

but OP i wont date someone the same as me ...tried it before and never worked ...got bored easily

My current gf is totally opposite in terms of likes and ways and stuff which is good and we together longer than all the x's were
 
haha take it easy there big boy ...just now you hurt yourself and wont be able to walk properly :p

but OP i wont date someone the same as me ...tried it before and never worked ...got bored easily

My current gf is totally opposite in terms of likes and ways and stuff which is good and we together longer than all the x's were

Ok, wait. I know you broke up with a gf a few months ago. Are you back with the last one or have you only had very short relationships? Does your "gf" no she's your gf?
 
Ok, wait. I know you broke up with a gf a few months ago. Are you back with the last one or have you only had very short relationships? Does your "gf" no she's your gf?

haha back with the x ....was a short break

well deserved break ...in between that showed myself i still have the tricks in the bag :p
 
OP, it's a very good question! It makes you look at yourself with a critical eye.

I would not date myself - I think I have too many issues and I veer to the dark side too much.
 
The fact that i will never admit i am wrong will cause a few problems. It would be a perpetual argument!
 
So.....if she is the same as I am, what if I whip out my big @#$% from my pants.....what will she whip out thats the same size???
Thats just scary...so no for me too. Will be too scared hers will be bigger than my monsterous @#$%.

No guy, the equivalent of your large manhood would be her tight ladyhood.
 

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I don't mean literally. If you met someone of the opposite sex (or same sex if you bat for the other team), who was exactly like you in every other way, would you date him/her?

efitola and I would have taken over the world by now, I reckon.

Post of the month :)
 
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