Would your life be better if..

Pho3nix

Pho3nix

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Do you think your life would be better if :

Men -
  • Had a couple more inches below the waist
  • Were taller
  • More handsome

Women -
  • Had a bigger chest
  • Curvier?

For everybody :) - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.
 
No. My life would be better if I had studied something else, known more people and had a couple of notches more charm.
 
I don't quite get the small penis thing, tbh. Sure, a couple of extra inches could never hurt, but why worry about it at all? Somewhere out there is a man with the smallest penis in the world, and that man is not you, so what are you worried about?
 
Couple extra k in the bank wouldn't hurt, but I don't think it would make life better, necessarily.

Maybe a couple extra M ... ;)
 
Graal said:
I don't quite get the small penis thing, tbh. Sure, a couple of extra inches could never hurt, but why worry about it at all? Somewhere out there is a man with the smallest penis in the world, and that man is not you, so what are you worried about?
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But how do you know that you are not that "somewhere out there man"? That is the question. Is my knob small? How can I be so sure that it is not the smallest?
 
It would for a while till you hit the next happiness plateau of the hedonistic treadmill.
 
Pho3nix said:
Do you think your life would be better if :

Men -
  • Had a couple more inches below the waist
  • Were taller
  • More handsome
For everybody :) - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.
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(1) - That'd make me gay.
(2) - Dunno - probably.
(3) - Highly unlikely
 
Graal said:
I don't quite get the small penis thing, tbh. Sure, a couple of extra inches could never hurt, but why worry about it at all? Somewhere out there is a man with the smallest penis in the world, and that man is not you, so what are you worried about?
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I love that episode of curb your enthusiasm where some chick accuses geoff of having small junk and he says no no, hers is just huge. She's going around giving guys a bad rep....
 
My life would be better if I was more disciplined mostly. We achieve largely what our laziness allows us to.
 
Height would be nice since I`l be able to see farther and reach longer
junk don`t really care.Its not about the size of your tool its what you do with it ;)
handsome don`t really care
 
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