Would your life be better if..

[HelterSkelter]

I have more than enough inches
I am 2m tall
I think I am fugly, in the handsome department I lost out.

 

[Zewp]

Ever noticed that guys with big dicks never say that?

That's because their women are so stretched out they can't feel anything anyway.

 

[OMB]

Do you think your life would be better if :

Men -

• Had a couple more inches below the waist
• Were taller
• More handsome

For everybody - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.

Men -

• N/A
• N/A
• N/A

guess I got lucky

 

[HavocXphere]

[*]Had a couple more inches below the waist

Doing pretty well in that department, but sure why not.

[*]Were taller

No thanks. Then I'll start hitting door frames and crap like that. Fine as is.

[*]More handsome

Again, doing pretty well, but more never hurts.

For everybody - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.

/Come to think of it I'm doing pretty well on the whole. Could use a special someone in my life though....

 

[tsume]

This is what I think of this thread (contains foul language)
http://i.imgur.com/HdtVX.jpg

 

[tsume]

I love that episode of curb your enthusiasm where some chick accuses geoff of having small junk and he says no no, hers is just huge. She's going around giving guys a bad rep....

Love that episode

 

[rorz0r]

Do you think your life would be better if :

Men -

• Had a couple more inches below the waist
• Were taller
• More handsome

For everybody - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.

* No. I wouldn't mind but my wife would. As for other chicks I don't think I've ever heard of anyone besides ron jeremy and maybe some black guys picking up chicks based on their size. Maybe I'm just not big enough for women to gossip about to their friends with "ooh you must try him!"
* No, I'm tall enough. My little brother is 2m.
* Yeah I wouldn't mind looking like chad le clos/ryk neethling etc but I'm too lazy to work for that. Face wise my looks are fine. Lifestyle just catching up with me a bit so on diet now. Lost 7kg in the last month. Got another 14 or so to lose. Then need to take up some form of exercise.

* Absolutely. Something like 800 of them and then I'd have no debt (for an instant).

 

[Arthur]

No.

Neither would yours be better, I'll wager. The dickhead questions show you love the wrong things. More of them would increase your unhappiness because they'd embed the wrong values even further.

Time to grow beyond silly boychick things and become a man.

 

[HavocXphere]

No.

Neither would yours be better, I'll wager. The dickhead questions show you love the wrong things. More of them would increase your unhappiness because they'd embed the wrong values even further.

Time to grow beyond silly boychick things and become a man.

Ah yes the old "Rich people must be evil because they are rich" argument.

Just like less of XYZ does not cause happiness, more of XYZ is also not going to cause unhappiness.

 

[MickeyD]

 

[Arthur]

Ah yes the old "Rich people must be evil because they are rich" argument.

Huh? Please parse the syllogism for me. I'm always open to learning something new.

 

[thestaggy]

I wouldn't say my life would be any better but I would not mind a few more kgs of muscle to boost my confidence. I really struggle to put on size even though I bust my nut in the gym and take my vitamins.

 

[guest2013-1]

My life would be better if there were no idiots around

 

[bullfrog]

My life would be better if there were no idiots around

How would your life be better if you were the only person alive?

 

[Devill]

Do you think your life would be better if :

Men -

• Had a couple more inches below the waist
• Were taller
• More handsome

Women -

• Had a bigger chest
• Curvier?

For everybody - Had a couple extra thousands in the bank.

No, I am pretty much perfect.

 

[Fuma]

I wouldn't say my life would be any better but I would not mind a few more kgs of muscle to boost my confidence. I really struggle to put on size even though I bust my nut in the gym and take my vitamins.

Maybe you train too much?
Eat like a horse. 3000+ calories a day, go to the gym 3 times (4 max), sleep a lot.

 

[Ninja'd]

No, I am pretty much perfect.

 

[Devill]

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No man I am waaaaaaaay hotter than those girls.

 

[cerebus]

I'm fairly short, that always bothered me but I can't imagine how I'd actually be happier if I was taller. Bit more money than now...sure, why not? Wouldn't mind being able to buy a house for one thing.

 

[guest2013-1]

How would your life be better if you were the only person alive?

Holy crap, wouldn't that be awesome!