WTF did i do? (not do)

EDIT ^^^^ BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIT.


R50 says she got someone with balls to nail her already :p
 
Learn from experience.
I also did the same thing (when i was young and stupid - now i think to myself, i could have had so much tail).
Shes hot - so u dont know how to handle it, u scared u may do the wrong thing. I went on 2 dates w/o doing a thing - yeah, got dumped.
So the next time around, i started from the first date. It works. Chicks want it... i never knew.
Even my wife now says i was very forward, but she never say NO!
 
BrendanD said:
Deflowering virgins is overrated. It's awkward, painful for them and probably the worst sex you will ever have since they have no clue what they are doing.

Then they follow you around like puppy dogs for weeks.

Nope, you dodged a bullet there buddy.
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I agree with Mr. B.
The sex is uncomfortable and bad, the kissing is probably the best thing you will get out of this.
Therere won't be blowjobs and the best you can hope for is some kind of release which would be probably you jacking off as she is too uncomfortable and might have already left.
That is the best case scenario.

Worse case scenario is her texting and phoning you non stop as you are the one that will be loving her for EVER and EVER as you took her virginity. It seems to be something sacred to the females of this species.
when you dump her and you will eventually, you will have to deal with her entire group and this is when things take a turn for the worse - Facebook is a terrible, terrible thing to use to slate someone and trust me...she wil use everything in her posession to get even with you.
 
Kage has some good points, for somebody not interested in females ;)

BrendanD said:
Please don't encourage the OP to breed. We really don't need more of him.

Thanks,
The Management.
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LMFAO! Classic



I award this thread EPIC status!
 
BrendanD said:
Deflowering virgins is overrated. It's awkward, painful for them and probably the worst sex you will ever have since they have no clue what they are doing.

Then they follow you around like puppy dogs for weeks.

Nope, you dodged a bullet there buddy.
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+1
 
I think you made the right choice. What if she was under age and told people you raped her. I rather not risk jail time for a messy ****ty bloody time.
 
Djtay said:
Nah thats NOT gonna happen. I got the feeling she completely wrote me off after that.
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Well then it's all over and you now know what you did wrong. You acted like a little pansy, as opposed to the horny teenager you are. /revokes one of your man cards

In fact

/revokes all your man cards

You might as well revert to sleeping with guys now, seeing as you fail at sleeping with chicks...
 
DJ... said:
Well then it's all over and you now know what you did wrong. You acted like a little pansy, as opposed to the horny teenager you are. /revokes one of your man cards

In fact

/revokes all your man cards

You might as well revert to sleeping with guys now, seeing as you fail at sleeping with chicks...
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That is bull****. He is responsible. What ruin your life for sex.
 
Djtay said:
So guys its like this. I had the opportunity to sleep with this seriously hot chick..and wot do I do? NOTHING.

I said no cos i felt things were mooving to fast and also what really scared me was she said she was a VIRGIN. Ive never been anyone's first so that kinda put me off. WTF did i do? We went out for a while after that but somehow we never really got the opportunity to do it again. She dumped me a week or so ago but I feel like such a looser. She is soooo hot and now im never going to get the opportunity!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG:(
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Girls give you an opportunity. If you don't see it, and/or if you don't take it, then you are out.
 
DJ... said:
Well then it's all over and you now know what you did wrong. You acted like a little pansy, as opposed to the horny teenager you are. /revokes one of your man cards

In fact

/revokes all your man cards

You might as well revert to sleeping with guys now, seeing as you fail at sleeping with chicks...
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You know as well as we do that virgin sex is bad sex.
They are not adventurous or wont try something "naughty" and they definitely won't suck.
How many stalker virgins have you had?
 
seventhson said:
I think you made the right choice. What if she was under age and told people you raped her. I rather not risk jail time for a messy ****ty bloody time.
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dude that shyte doesn't happen here
 
Pm me her name and surname, let's see if she really is that hot, or post a pic. Alternatively give me her number, I'll right the deed for you, hell maybe I'll even break her "other" virginity too. *s******s*

PICS OR IT AINT TRUE (of her hotness).

How old is she?
 
seventhson said:
That is bull****. He is responsible. What ruin your life for sex.
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Nope - any horny teenager would have dropped his rods and his load at the same time, the minute the opportunity arose.

/revokes one of seventhson's man-cards too
 
Kage said:
You know as well as we do that virgin sex is bad sex.
They are not adventurous or wont try something "naughty" and they definitely won't suck.
How many stalker virgins have you had?
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Argh, virgin sex is just plain fscking boring and far from anything special. But this lad sounds like he really, really wanted to, and is now forever going to wish he had - so he might as well stop w@nking to the thought of it and see if he can get back in there instead - without coming across like a stalker.

Oh, and virgins are the ones who are most likely to stalk. Believe you me - they do not let up easily - especially if they're mormon...
 
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