WTF did i do? (not do)

SLicK said:
Pm me her name and surname, let's see if she really is that hot, or post a pic. Alternatively give me her number, I'll right the deed for you, hell maybe I'll even break her "other" virginity too. *s******s*

PICS OR IT AINT TRUE (of her hotness).

How old is she?
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She said she's 18. I think she's a bit younger.
 
DJ... said:
Argh, virgin sex is just plain fscking boring and far from anything special. But this lad sounds like he really, really wanted to, and is now forever going to wish he had - so he might as well stop w@nking to the thought of it and see if he can get back in there instead - without coming across like a stalker.

Oh, and virgins are the ones who are most likely to stalk. Believe you me - they do not let up easily - especially if they're mormon...
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So what's the problem? Taking a virgin is like buying a new pair of shoes, it's only a matter of time untill they are walked in and feel comfortable (i'm referring to the female getting comfortable with having sex).

Besides, that way you can show her the rope (mind the pun). I'd rather have a GF that I can teach to have sex properly than one that "thinks" she knows how to but actually sucks (mind the pun again).

You say stalk, that makes me think you shag em and dump em afterwards, cause obviously she won't stalk you, if you are in a relationship with her, well atleast in my experience anyway.
 
The joke is, he is going to get hold of her now and come across all needy and most probably start begging.
 
Djtay said:
She said she's 18. I think she's a bit younger.
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Consent age is 16 even if she lied she should have been 16 at least... And don't listen to these other guys about virgin sex nothing feels sweeter than that tight **** sometimes!
 
DJ... said:
Oh, and virgins are the ones who are most likely to stalk. Believe you me - they do not let up easily - especially if they're mormon...
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LMFAO! sounds like there is a story there DJ... :D
 
DJ... said:
Nope - any horny teenager would have dropped his rods and his load at the same time, the minute the opportunity arose.

/revokes one of seventhson's man-cards too
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I agree with DJ. I was a p***y. If i did it i wouldn't have feelings of regret. Id rather have awkward virgin sex than feeling like i do now.
 
SLicK said:
So what's the problem? Taking a virgin is like buying a new pair of shoes, it's only a matter of time untill they are walked in and feel comfortable (i'm referring to the female getting comfortable with having sex).

Besides, that way you can show her the rope (mind the pun). I'd rather have a GF that I can teach to have sex properly than one that "thinks" she knows how to but actually sucks (mind the pun again).

You say stalk, that makes me think you shag em and dump em afterwards, cause obviously she won't stalk you, if you are in a relationship with her, well atleast in my experience anyway.
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I dont think we are talking relationship here mate.
 
Djtay said:
I agree with DJ. I was a p***y. If i did it i wouldn't have feelings of regret. Id rather have awkward virgin sex than feeling like i do now.
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This thread is useless without pics. For all we know she could be a 17 year old beached whale with a fanny that looks like the amazon.

Pics or it aint true.
 
SLicK said:
So what's the problem? Taking a virgin is like buying a new pair of shoes, it's only a matter of time untill they are walked in and feel comfortable (i'm referring to the female getting comfortable with having sex).

Besides, that way you can show her the rope (mind the pun). I'd rather have a GF that I can teach to have sex properly than one that "thinks" she knows how to but actually sucks (mind the pun again).

You say stalk, that makes me think you shag em and dump em afterwards, cause obviously she won't stalk you, if you are in a relationship with her, well atleast in my experience anyway.
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Nope - most mature women (note, mature psychologically) are also willing to learn a trick or two.

And yes, I didn't stick around for more than one breakfast in my bad days...
 
R13... said:
Consent age is 16 even if she lied she should have been 16 at least... And don't listen to these other guys about virgin sex nothing feels sweeter than that tight **** sometimes!
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It's the crying and telling you that she loves you that makes it uncomfortable.
 
Kage said:
I dont think we are talking relationship here mate.
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The OP clearly stated she DUMPED him, therefore he was referring to a relationship they had (dating) albeit short lived.

If it was a one night stand, now THAT is another topic entirely ;)
 
Ok bro water under the bridge now, life is to short to look back on some lost sex, there are about 4 Billion females out there! :)
 
DJ... said:
Nope - most mature women (note, mature psychologically) are also willing to learn a trick or two.

And yes, I didn't stick around for more than one breakfast in my bad days...
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I should really introduce you to a few friends of mine (females), they will so totally BLOW that statement out the water (haha, mind the pun :P )
 
I'm sure this chick was under peer pressure from her mates & she wanted the OP to put her out of her misery so when he failed (epically it must be added) she moved right a...long.
 
R13... said:
I'm sure this chick was under peer pressure from her mates & she wanted the OP to put her out of her misery so when he failed (epically it must be added) she moved right a...schlong.
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There, I fixed it for you.
 
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