WTF did i do? (not do)

Djtay said:
So guys its like this. I had the opportunity to sleep with this seriously hot chick..and wot do I do? NOTHING.

I said no cos i felt things were mooving to fast and also what really scared me was she said she was a VIRGIN. Ive never been anyone's first so that kinda put me off. WTF did i do? We went out for a while after that but somehow we never really got the opportunity to do it again. She dumped me a week or so ago but I feel like such a looser. She is soooo hot and now im never going to get the opportunity!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG:(
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Do you score alot of ladies? If so don't worry about it.you will get your fair share bud
But if you like me and you visit Mrs Palmer a little too much.....you fcked up :)
 
Kage said:
Yes, I'm just not your typical fag.
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And he can handle a joke at his expense - much like all of the openly gay guys on this forum so far. Freaks the crap out of the homo-haters though...:D
 
BrendanD said:
Deflowering virgins is overrated. It's awkward, painful for them and probably the worst sex you will ever have since they have no clue what they are doing.

Then they follow you around like puppy dogs for weeks.

Nope, you dodged a bullet there buddy.
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With Brendan on this one... and the fact that you didn't mention anything about the fact that you miss HER but rather her hawtness means that she doesn't matter to you... so move on and find your next victim.

Remember sex just isn't the same without mace :p
 
DJ... said:
And he can handle a joke at his expense - much like all of the openly gay guys on this forum so far. Freaks the crap out of the homo-haters though...:D
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We all know them. They're the ones that stands a little too long next to you at the urinals, showering a little too long at gym and reading Mens Health a little too intensely.
 
Kage said:
No he is not a 45 year old - there is a slight tinge of needyness to his posts that can only be conveyed in the squeaky voice of 14 year old.
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Just joking dude, I'm so bored at work I'm spamming pretty much all the forums i'm on atm :(
 
Anybody consider the fact that she's not a virgin? Maybe she was just horny and knows what works, in most
cases.
 
Should have taken her up the poop chute and kept that cherry intact for later. Virgins are about as rare as hens balls these days.
 
/facepalm. Presented with an opportunity like that you must take it and never let go.. till you done. I dont understand how some guys so no cos the relationship is moving to fast.. thats a good thing! its better to be kissing one day then doing some other acts the other day than kissing for months!
 
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