WTF did i do? (not do)

BrendanD said:
Deflowering virgins is overrated. It's awkward, painful for them and probably the worst sex you will ever have since they have no clue what they are doing.

Then they follow you around like puppy dogs for weeks.

Nope, you dodged a bullet there buddy.
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I agree 100% with this. I hear virgin, I'll lick her **** a bit, but then I'm outta there. Maybe she can suck my dick, but I sure as hell ain't plugging her!
 
I don't see what the big deal is about banging a V, what she doesn't know can be taught. Get 'em while they're fresh, that way you can get her to do all the nasty stuff an experienced chick wouldn't do cos she knows better.

If she gets clingy, move to another town.
 
porn$tar said:
I don't see what the big deal is about banging a V, what she doesn't know can be taught. Get 'em while they're fresh, that way you can get her to do all the nasty stuff an experienced chick wouldn't do cos she knows better.

If she gets clingy, move to another town.
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Yep, you can just say "This is how everybody else does it".
Plus i dont understand what so wrong with a V and the tightness, modern women are much more active and 'loose (opposite of tight).
 
Virgins suck anyway. The sex is aweful and your piel will go flaccid if she bleeds (unless you're into that stuff).

Always let some other poor sod break the virginity and deal with all their pre-sex k@k - "I'm not sure if it's the right time" "I want it to be special" "maybe I should save it for marriage" blah blah blah. It's like they think that they're the only ones with a punani, and they're doing you a favour by losing it to you.

Don't listen to these other guys, they all probably still do it missionary style if they think that bonking a virgin is hot. She'll still be tight after losing her virginity to some other sucker, but you wouldn't have had to deal with all her issues.
 
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Mike Hoxbig said:
Virgins suck anyway. The sex is aweful and your piel will go flaccid if she bleeds (unless you're into that stuff).
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You'll only know if you look. If you look after the job is done, it doesn't matter anyway.

Mike Hoxbig said:
Always let some other poor sod break the virginity and deal with all their pre-sex k@k - "I'm not sure if it's the right time" "I want it to be special" "maybe I should save it for marriage" blah blah blah.
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Never had a drunk virgin, have ya? Or are you one of those sensitive okes who actually listen and give a sh*t?

Mike Hoxbig said:
Don't listen to these other guys, they all probably still do it missionary style if they think that bonking a virgin is hot. She'll still be tight after losing her virginity to some other sucker, but you wouldn't have had to deal with all her issues.
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What's "missionary style"?

Let's put it into words some of the guys here can relate to. You buy the latest gaming mouse, would you be as excited about it if the packaging's been tampered with?
 
porn$tar said:
You'll only know if you look. If you look after the job is done, it doesn't matter anyway.

Never had a drunk virgin, have ya? Or are you one of those sensitive okes who actually listen and give a sh*t?

What's "missionary style"?

Let's put it into words some of the guys here can relate to. You buy the latest gaming mouse, would you be as excited about it if the packaging's been tampered with?
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That's beside the point, I'd rather not listen at all - all that time she spends talking could be better spent in the bedroom. I like a woman who wants to screw, not one who is always doubting it.

And the gaming mouse analogy isn't quite the same thing, unless off course you pay for your sex.

Oh and the missionary position is with the guy on top doing all the hard work, while she lies on her back like a dead fish. One would think that a pornstar would know that :P
 
PythonFSi said:
So you know when a woman wants to screw?

Women don't exactly give off that info unless you know what to look for or can read their sublte gestures toward sexual innuendo.
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I'm not talking about some random skirt in a bar, but someone you obviously know or are dating.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
That's beside the point, I'd rather not listen at all - all that time she spends talking could be better spent in the bedroom. I like a woman who wants to screw, not one who is always doubting it.
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It's like Pringles, once you pop, she can't stop. What's a little leg-work? If you're not getting to pop cherries, maybe you should revise your strategy. :p

Mike Hoxbig said:
And the gaming mouse analogy isn't quite the same thing, unless off course you pay for your sex.
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Of course it's not the same thing, that's why it's called an analogy and not a comparison.

Mike Hoxbig said:
Oh and the missionary position is with the guy on top doing all the hard work, while she lies on her back like a dead fish. One would think that a pornstar would know that :P
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I know what "missionary" is, my point was: Who still does it and why? :confused:

If all she's doing is "lying there like a dead fish", then you need to work on your coaching skillz. ;)
 
Missionary still has it's place, not many females just enjoy being banged porno style and banging porno style and missionary is a very loving way to F, obviously if this is all 2 people do then there are some serious issues.
 
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