You know what I have realised?

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HennieWelkom

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That we as men must go back to a more simple way of living. I yearn for the day when I take a girl to the spur, order the most expensive steak they sell and whisper softly into her ears... "Baby I hope you brought your wallet because you are paying half" penis should become more expensive. we men are just too easy to give the D away, we must be rewarded for the massive amounts of cunnylinguist we do every year.

You know what equal pay means, when we go out you pay EQUAL!!!
 
I am somewhat guilty of this affliction.

It makes me fcuking miserable. I stop doing it after the first date and start getting really hard up on bill splitting and my space.
 
Don't recall ever paying the whole bill for someone else so I reckon you've always been doing it wrong.

Or if I covered the bill this time, then she would cover it the next time and back and forth like that.

Definitely never took anyone to the Spur either...and couldn't live with myself if I asked them to pay for that.
 
SauRoNZA said:
Don't recall ever paying the whole bill for someone else so I reckon you've always been doing it wrong.

Or if I covered the bill this time, then she would cover it the next time and back and forth like that.

Definitely never took anyone to the Spur either...and couldn't live with myself if I asked them to pay for that.
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so I have been cuant-struck the whole time, damn here I thought I can get laid and keep my own self-respect...

:sick:
 
SauRoNZA said:
Or if I covered the bill this time, then she would cover it the next time and back and forth like that.
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This.
Dafuq goes on a date and splits a bill.

You whispered that kak in my ear I'd get up and leave.
 
saor said:
This.
Dafuq goes on a date and splits a bill.

You whispered that kak in my ear I'd get up and leave.
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What if I only ordered the second most expensive steak the spur sells and then tell you that. I'm all for compromise.
 
bwana said:
The type that takes a date to the Spur?
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Jisleik broer it is not like I'm taking her to the KFC, she can get real meat at the spur. then we can go home and she can get a second serving... of meat.
 
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It depends who invited who out and what the terms were. If you are hot to get in my pants and are making all the moves then you pay sunshine.
 
Zoomzoom said:
It depends who invited who out and what the terms were. If you are hot to get in my pants and are making all the moves then you pay sunshine.
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Aren't you the same person who keeps moaning about men hitting on women?
So that's a no-no but you are happy to get paid for it?
 
Beyond.Celsus said:
Aren't you the same person who keeps moaning about men hitting on women?
So that's a no-no but you are happy to get paid for it?
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No I'm adverse to men SEXUALLY HARASSING women!!!

And yes, I'm not paying for a date. I will pay my way if we are friends, but if you are serious about me, then be serious about wooing me.
 
Zoomzoom said:
No I'm adverse to men SEXUALLY HARASSING women!!!

And yes, I'm not paying for a date. I will pay my way if we are friends, but if you are serious about me, then be serious about wooing me.
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what if I just want to see you naked? I will settle for a quickie.
 
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