You know you old when .....

[KleinBoontjie]

You are at a braai and your wife mentions that you matriculated in 1988 and then the young lady next to you says, "wow I wasn't born yet"

And REALLY OLD if you and the wife is braaing alone, talking about the days the young ladies used to frequent the braai occasions.

 

[WaxLyrical]

Both you and your wife wear socks during sex.

 

[Billy]

You know you are old when you can remember listening to the radio coverage of the Kenedy assassination in 1963!

And that you were not in South Africa if you followed it on TV.

 

[TelkomUseless]

FTFY

@Vern. You always looked 16 to me

Doesn't matter which team you bat for, as long as you have fun!

 

[ShaunSA]

Doesn't matter which team you bat for, as long as you have fun!

QFT

 

[Saltex]

This has opened my eyes to how many old people I am talking to on this forum, i'm 23, talking to people nearly double my age rofl, I like to pretend that everyone here is roundabout my age, not some grey haired man behind a pc, because that would feel weird, and pedophile like

 

[MickeyD]

This has opened my eyes to how many old people I am talking to on this forum, i'm 23, talking to people [-]nearly[/-] more than double my age rofl, I like to pretend that everyone here is roundabout my age, not some grey haired man behind a pc, because that would feel weird, and pedophile like

FTFY

 

[akescpt]

This has opened my eyes to how many old people I am talking to on this forum, i'm 23, talking to people nearly double my age rofl, I like to pretend that everyone here is roundabout my age, not some grey haired man behind a pc, because that would feel weird, and pedophile like

How are you sonny? Smaak a sweet?

 

[geezer]

You are at a braai and your wife mentions that you matriculated in 1988 and then the young lady next to you says, "wow I wasn't born yet"

In 1988 I was working for 5 years already!

 

[OMB]

In 1988 it was working for 5 years already!

Only 5?

 

[TJ99]

that would feel weird, and pedophile like

Damn, son. What kind of things ARE you taking about then?

 

[Saltex]

Damn, son. What kind of things ARE you taking about then?

I have sexual fantasies with old men

 

[TJ99]

I have sexual fantasies with old men

Ah well, you're an adult so whatever floats your boat, I guess.

 

[OMB]

I have sexual fantasies with old men

With old men or about old men?

 

[Sly21C]

I hadn't started school yet in 1988

 

[Quixotic]

You are old if you can remember a time before the Internet

 

[MickeyD]

You are old if you can remember a time before [-]the Internet[/-] Television in SA

 

[TelkomUseless]

You are old if you can remember a time before the Internet

I was in st9 (about) when 28.8k modem were teh awesome. Dialing up, the search for a nekkid girl image that took forever to download on that 8kb/s was awesome!!!