You know you old when .....

[ponder]

When adults call you 'oom'

Just whack 'em on the ear, you are not supposed to hit your elders back so you are safe

 

[bwana]

When adults call you 'oom'

But you are old… oom.

The wisdom to recognise that is supposed to come with age btw.

 

[demon angel]

You know you're old when you hear loud music playing in the distance at night and go and try to stop all the commotion!
Or when you go to club or pub and hear loud music and get irritated by it.
Lastly when you go pee and the dribbling doesn't stop!
Getting older is a Bit**!

 

[mercurial]

When you have to take naps before you go out for the night

 

[spidaman]

When you still find ID numbers starting with a 9 very odd.

 

[MickZA]

When adults call you 'oom'

You know you're old when you go into Spar on pensioners day and the teller asks you if you are a pensioner

Oh... My... God..! I don't know how to tell you this but that's a good day for moments of clarity about your age.
Knees and back not working... Check. Grey hair where you never even had hair... Check. Tweaks taking as long as breaks used to to heal... Check. Supermarket deals... Check. Songs on the radio where you've had the vinyl for twenty five years or longer... Check. Being called "oom" by folk in their twenties... Check. Truly, truly appreciating the term MILF... Check.
It's downhill from here but I feel your pain.

All of the above

 

[Billy]

You know that you are old when the supermarket grocery bill is more than your first car cost.

 

[Stokstert]

You know you're old when you go into Spar on pensioners day and the teller asks you if you are a pensioner

You are really old if the teller doesn't ask you but gives you the discount anyway. :erm:

 

[biometrics]

You know you're old when you've given up smoking.

 

[RiaX]

You know you're old when you go into a club and you ask your friends, "Is it me or is the music extremely loud in here?"

and when by 11pm you yawning and dont understand what people wear to the club

 

[Electron1]

..you find you are are attending more and more funerals.

 

[MickeyD]

..you find you are are attending more and more funerals.

This is sadly very true.

 

[OMB]

You know that you are old when the supermarket grocery bill is more than your first car cost.

Grocery bill? how about dinner for 2 at an upmarket restaurant

 

[cguy]

when kids as you to tell them about the "olden days".

 

[Billy]

Grocery bill? how about dinner for 2 at an upmarket restaurant

Upmarket restaurant? More like 2 meals at McDonalds.

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

My dad always uses the following quotes:

"Back in my day...."

"Standards were higher"

"Today's generation are lazy/etc"

"What is up with the youth of today?"

"MP3s are **** quality"

 

[Hectic]

When you turn on the radio and your realize they are busy with the Top 20 and you wonder HTF those songs could enter the top 20.

 

[greg0205]

When you turn on the radio and your realize they are busy with the Top 20 and you wonder HTF those songs could enter the top 20.

Or worse still... They're sampling a 90's track that was a remix of a 70's tune.

 

[razer1980]

You know you're old when you go into Spar on pensioners day and the teller asks you if you are a pensioner

That happened to me the other day... and I'm 33! i mean really?!

 

[visrot]

I feel old and I'm 19, dating a 29 year old...

mmm....on the internet you also look like a Greek god/goddess