how's this one!
Phoned Telkom today to get my application in properly for ADSL as I got application forms faxed to me last week with tariffs for 2005...
Sweet lady in PE tells me that my ref no already has an order placed against it since last week.
"Cool," I say! "But I haven't placed an order yet, I have the docs, here on my desk."
"We have an order placed last week for a 512DSL line."
"But I want a 384 line"
"Do I Know that prices are going down tomorrow?" says the lady.
"Yes, but I still want a 384 line and I haven't put an order in yet."
"I can't help you with that, here's your order number and the ADSL helpline

number. They will help you now."
"OK, but I haven't placed an order yet."
"You will be charged at the old rates for the first month or so, as you placed the order before 1 August."
"I beg your pardon??? are you

?"
"What if I cancel my order

and reorder tomorrow, will the price come down then?"
"Yes sir"
"thank you" and I died.