My ADSL link goes through phases of dropping carrier every minute or two, making it virtually useless since it has to re-sync in time for the next drop, giving you about 30 seconds of access every 2 minutes. This lasts an hour or two or three, then it goes away, and life is fine for a day or two.
A week ago, in fury, I logged the fault and then enlisted the help of my excellent ISP SAInternet, who got their Telkom contacts to flag it as urgent, a repeat fault, and all that. Telkom promised that the next available tech would come out that day, then on Saturday, then promises for Monday, then Tuesday. The next available tech calls today - 1 week later.
Tech: - is the line working?
Me: - at the moment yes
Tech: - So I can log this as fixed?
Me: - no - it is an intermittent fault
Tech: - well I can't help unless it is not working
Me: - how then do I get an intermittent fault fixed?
Tech: - report it when it is not working
Me: - but then it will take you a week to come out and it will be working again
Tech: - yes, but I can't fix it unless it is not working
Me: - well give me your number and I'll call you when it drops
Tech: - no we can't do that
Me: - well can you put a monitor on it so you can diagnose it when it happens
Tech: - no we don't have such equipment
Me: - well how do I get it fixed?
Tech: - report it when it is not working
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Please shoot me someone!

A week ago, in fury, I logged the fault and then enlisted the help of my excellent ISP SAInternet, who got their Telkom contacts to flag it as urgent, a repeat fault, and all that. Telkom promised that the next available tech would come out that day, then on Saturday, then promises for Monday, then Tuesday. The next available tech calls today - 1 week later.
Tech: - is the line working?
Me: - at the moment yes
Tech: - So I can log this as fixed?
Me: - no - it is an intermittent fault
Tech: - well I can't help unless it is not working
Me: - how then do I get an intermittent fault fixed?
Tech: - report it when it is not working
Me: - but then it will take you a week to come out and it will be working again
Tech: - yes, but I can't fix it unless it is not working
Me: - well give me your number and I'll call you when it drops
Tech: - no we can't do that
Me: - well can you put a monitor on it so you can diagnose it when it happens
Tech: - no we don't have such equipment
Me: - well how do I get it fixed?
Tech: - report it when it is not working
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Please shoot me someone!