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Ninja'd

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How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me? Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.

She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.
 
How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me? Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.

She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.

Tell her you got the syph?
 
Tell her you bat for the other side. You just got drunk and tried punani to see what all the fuss was about.
 
How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me? Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.

She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.

I've had a couple like this. Very ver scary. One stands out in particular. I would send her something like "listen darling, I'm not looking for anything serious what we had was fun, but please back off now." she'd reply with "I love you, when am I seeing you again, can't believe I have such an amazing boyfriend!" crazy crazy bitch. Eventually I told her look, I'm emigrating permanently to South Africa! Came here for like 6 months, U.S number was off I thinks she got the picture!

Dude, you're screwed!
 
You should have used a fake name.

Fake names don't work if I took her back to my place. Yeah I know, taking her back to my place was a dumbass move. I was under the impression she knew what we were getting into. I mean who goes looking for love in a night club?
 
Fake names don't work if I took her back to my place. Yeah I know, taking her back to my place was a dumbass move. I was under the impression she knew what we were getting into. I mean who goes looking for love in a night club?

:cry:
 
Fake names don't work if I took her back to my place. Yeah I know, taking her back to my place was a dumbass move. I was under the impression she knew what we were getting into. I mean who goes looking for love in a night club?

SHE DID.
I think meet up with her but try to be a total arse. Push the limits of everything and see what you can get away with . If you get it right, its your bonus, if you don't then it just pushes her a bit further away from you. If she goes then she goes. If she doesn't, you know you got someone that'll do anything for you.

Other option is go along with your "girlfriend" when meeting up with her.
 
SHE DID.
I think meet up with her but try to be a total arse. Push the limits of everything and see what you can get away with.

Terrible idea. She already sounds batsh~t crazy. The phrase "treat them mean, keep them keen." comes to mind with your gesture. :/
 
BITCHES BE CRAZY!!!!

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Go for an HIV test, and if it's positive, lay that on her. Seriously, a man can control all sorts of things in this earth, but himself ? And they say space is the final frontier....that must be conquered.. ?
 
Just be brutally honest, tell her you are not interested and it was just a one night stand, nothing more.
 
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