Something small?! I bet you know a thing or two about SMALL!!
Thankfully we all got off with little or no injury and the damage to the plane was minor. This doesn't reflect what it was like to be on the plane before it came to a stop. Despite all your bravado, I bet the runway wouldn't have been the only thing wet if you were on the plane. Perhaps you need to have a life to realise it's worth and you do when you're sitting in a metal tube, aquaplaning and spinning around out of control at great speed (which is what happened before the one wheel etc dug into the ground bringing us to a stop).
Counselling is something you could progress to if the MRI reveals you actually have a brain, T0$$ER!
Sounds bad, luckily everyone's ok.
Btw does anyone know if everything's back to normal at the airport now?