12. 100% Website Uptime Guarantee
12.1 Afrihost guarantees that its hosting services will attain 100% availability, subject to the following.
12.2 The 100% website uptime guarantee is applicable only if the web server on which a Client's web hosting service resides crashes or goes down at an unscheduled time. This guarantee is not valid if there is any network problem between the Client and the web server which prevents the Client from seeing the web server, for instance. If the Client's ISP's link to the respective data centre goes down or is faulty, but the web server Afrihost hosts is still up, Afrihost is not responsible for the Client not being able to reach their website.
12.3 Afrihost is not responsible if any third party operated network or service experiences problems and outages (i.e. all network infrastructure and links, Client's internet connection, firewall service managed by external parties). If the applicable web server is up and running at all times then the website will deemed to have achieved 100% uptime.
12.4 The 100% uptime guarantee does not apply to any scheduled downtime for maintenance of any of the Afrihost web servers. If there is scheduled maintenance to be done the Client will be notified at least 24 hours in advance. The scheduled maintenance will always be done after hours (based on Central African Time (CAT)) and the web server downtime will be kept to a minimum.
12.5 The 100% uptime guarantee does not apply if Afrihost suspends the Client’s Service as allowed in terms of this Agreement.
12.6 Third party monitoring service reports may not be used for justification due to a variety of factors including the monitor's network capacity/transit availability. The uptime of the server is defined as the reported uptime from the operating system and the Apache Web Server which may differ from the uptime reported by other individual services.
12.7 Disputes arising out of the Uptime Guarantee must be submitted in writing and claims may not exceed fees paid (either monthly or on a pro-rata basis) to Afrihost for services not received during downtime. No direct or indirect losses or damages resulting from downtime may be claimed. Service Level commitments will also be taken into account when reviewing disputes. Where agreed provisions have been met, such disputes will be dismissed.
12.8 The Services provide access to the internet, which is subject to bandwidth constraints, system failures and all manner of other factors that may impact on the Client’s access, for which Afrihost accepts no responsibility.
To me it just looks like their 100% Website Uptime Guarantee doesn't mean anything because no matter what happens they accept no responsibility.